State all your assumptions upfront
Fastest time to get over a cold. Colds for me only last a few days and I recently got over one in 4. The person I caught it from still has congestion and a cough
That’s incredible!
When I was young I overcame a cold with fever and all over a single night. I felt invencible. Nowadays I feel like half the year I’m still trailing symptoms of one thing or other.
I could probably set the record for apathy but I probably wouldn’t care enough to try…
All of them for a brief time, but then only one: quickest to be dethroned from every single world record.
Work records suck.
I’d do something fun. I’d win for most breweries visited. I’m around 600.
I’d win for most breweries visited. I’m around 600.
You need to study up on Russian manipulation of your own mind, as you clearly have lost your Heart and Mind to Putin in how you go around on Lemmy attacking Americans who are educating about the Kremlin information warfare against the United States of America. Perhaps you have a Russian agent who has influenced you at one of these 600 breweries?
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“Rykov has created a series of websites, similar to Trump2016 ru, or used his Twitter page to post opinions on international politics. He often promotes rightwing political figures; for instance, he has previous promoted the National Front, a French nationalist political party, and its leaders, Jean-Marie Le Pen, and his daughter, Marine Le Pen. Rykov also uses events to draw favorable comparisons to Kremlin policy, such as likening Scotland’s independence movement to Russia’s annexation of Crimea from Ukraine.”?
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Can you please give me even the slightest hint of what you don’t comprehend and understand?
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Do you know Russia is a nation on the planet Earth?
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Do you know “Kremlin” is like the “White House” of the Russian government?
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Do you know what “Heart and Mind” means in military strategy? “Winning hearts and minds is a concept occasionally expressed in the resolution of war, insurgency, and other conflicts, in which one side seeks to prevail not by the use of superior force, but by making emotional or intellectual appeals to sway supporters of the other side.”
Can we start there?
- Where is “planet earth?”
- I’ve seen Kremlin’s and it’s a great movie. Just don’t feed your mogwai after midnight or get it wet, and you don’t have to deal with kremlins.
- Aim for the heart and mind, obviously. Quicker kill.
Checkmate lib.
Checkmate lib.
“?”, a single Unicode character, is the easiest technique on Lemmy electric media systems.
Checkmate
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“If all information is seen as part of a war, out go any dreams of a global information space where ideas flow freely, bolstering deliberative democracy. Instead, the best future one can hope for is an ‘information peace’, in which each side respects the other’s ‘information sovereignty’: a favoured concept of both Beijing and Moscow, and essentially a cover for enforcing censorship.” ― Peter Pomerantsev, This Is Not Propaganda: Adventures in the War Against Reality, 2019Russian light cruisers
Psh now I know youre full of it. The Russians can’t travel on light
That’s some sci-fi nonsense.
That’s some sci-fi nonsense.
All things are science fiction, haven’t you heard? It’s a battle of metaphors and words.
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“Alles Vergängliche ist nur ein Gleichnis.” - Faust, Part 2, year 1832. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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I won’t be setting any work records lol
Hah! Got 'em
Longest company bathroom break
Downhill bicycle speed record, followed by Most gruesome bicycle accident.
Knot tying. Most half-hitches tied in 60 seconds or fastest time to tie all six of the “scout knots”.
I assume 99% don’t know them and I am reasonably quick at them, I could hold the record for at least a day or two.
Knot tying also, but in reference to my bad dragon collection
- Most watery poops
- Worst at sex
Least world records and most ties for a world record.
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Most nails hammered into nose in 1 minute
Still not convinced I can’t beat it
I mean, probably any of them that I’m able to do at all (e.g. I couldn’t take the award for longest cat) seeing as there wouldn’t be any records.
Longest continuous edging streak. Hell, I might already hold that record anyway.
Record for most annoyed by lazy fucking co-workers.
