Probation officer: lmao pass that blunt tho. And then your under arrest.

Lol my dad wasn’t coming home and she preferred a fly-swatter, which I should probably be grateful for.

Man I thought I was the only one who got that stupid line as a kid. My condolences.

I haven’t read the book and it’s been years since I’ve watched the movie but iremeber leaving disgusted because it just felt like propaganda for big brother. Like, “you don’t need privacy, because not having privacy makes you safer”.

Maybe I misunderstood it but I left the theater pissed off lol

I used to live there (16 miles out of town, in the sticks) and the school bus still came. I had to walk a mile to get to the stop, because they didn’t like dirt roads. But then I got chased by a dog and my parents complained to the right people so I only had to walk like 1/4 mile to the stop from then on.

But yeah, that’s probably still not an option everyone

I read it the first time, didn’t see a letter, then second guessed myself because it said there was a letter lmao

Nah just throw him in a dumpster and be done with it

Five syllables is
Just enough for me to say
Show me that butthole

Most public Chinese bathrooms I visited didn’t have toilet paper at all, or there was a communal roll outside the “stall”, if there was a stall. It is expected that you bring your own.

DYSLEXICS UNTIE!

S01 E08 “Starvin’ Marvin”

See also: S03 E13 “Starvin’ Marvin in Space” for more Marvin

Lmfao the assassination of Abe Lincoln is in there

electrobooms microwafe safety

The answer to your curiosity. Or at least a laugh about it

I’ll watch yours if you watch mine haha

electrobooms microwafe safety

One of the most memorable episode lmao

Just self important virtue signaling from people who believe they’re better than you.

If you want to fuck with some folks leave a few full sets of clothing on the ground in places like whoever wore them disappeared.

Also fun can be finding someone who believes today is the day and then laugh at them tomorrow about how it actually did happen but they didn’t (no one did) make the cut.

No thats stupid he was a Marxist lib.

People forget Disney was founded by a nazi.

I try to do the same. My cat can get a little carried away with his toys and sometimes they’ll get swatted into the toilet

If you raise it, put it back down when you’re done. If you put it down, put it back up when you’re done. That seems fair.

Alternatively, if there’s a lid, close the lid when you’re done. Then everyone is equally “inconvenienced”.