Why’d they write “cum drops” without the umlaut making “cum drops” rhyme with “gum drops.”

I remember my first flying lesson

Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!

Panpsychists like:

Sorry for the convenience

Fascists can scratch fascists, too!

Ah lol I wouldn’t have viewed this as a “stupid poles” joke because I lack the context and have often called food with bees on them spicy.

But, if it’s a thing, I guess it’s a thing.

Find what?

I haven’t had “traditional” social media for years and what I did have has since been deleted, or so I’m told.

Played bloody knuckles with hard copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire once in grade school, and still have a lil mark from it.

I had a roommate burn a bunch of shit from our garage because he didn’t know who owned it.

He’s like, “I asked the other roommate and he said it wasn’t his so I figured it was just here with the apartment.”

“Motherfucker there are 3 people that live here. If it’s not yours, and it’s not the other guy’s, it’s probably fucking mine and you should ask before you just light shit on fire.”

Normally I’d think it was because he just didn’t like me, but after knowing the guy, he was just an actual idiot.

Thats understandable. I don’t think I actually won any.

crystal moth strikes again

Right I didn’t want to be there anyway.

20 years later my moms like, “don’t you want your old trophies?” I said no. Those are your trophies.

It was the Boomers who “needed” and forced these trophies on their kids (in the same way they forced sports on some of us) because their fragile egos needed their kids to be “successful” in a useless and arbitrary way.

Sure, if your purchase your training material, it’s not a copyright infringement to read it.

We needed a judge for this?

lol thank you!

Not only do I not speak French, I also don’t speak it well.

My morning brain.

Fender: Moth no like

L’Fender: Le papillon aime

Pee lol

Username checks out

Lol I love that it’s a harrier jet. Someone should edit this to be that missing Malaysian airliner