Lol the last time I bought cat toys it was just a giant bag of plastic springs that they absolutely love. That was two years ago and they still play with them. Beyond that, they get boxes, paper bags, a length of paracord, and the occasional stick from the yard and they seem so happy with those things.

I agree that you don’t need to spend much of anything to enrich these little fuzzballs.

Lol the original vine is still my favorite dead platform. The comedy you can produce in 6 seconds is great.

I don’t know, can you repeat the question?

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She is though

Well, they’re connected so generally both at the same time. On my bare ass though, it didn’t make much difference.

Probation officer: lmao pass that blunt tho. And then your under arrest.

Lol my dad wasn’t coming home and she preferred a fly-swatter, which I should probably be grateful for.

Man I thought I was the only one who got that stupid line as a kid. My condolences.

I haven’t read the book and it’s been years since I’ve watched the movie but iremeber leaving disgusted because it just felt like propaganda for big brother. Like, “you don’t need privacy, because not having privacy makes you safer”.

Maybe I misunderstood it but I left the theater pissed off lol

I used to live there (16 miles out of town, in the sticks) and the school bus still came. I had to walk a mile to get to the stop, because they didn’t like dirt roads. But then I got chased by a dog and my parents complained to the right people so I only had to walk like 1/4 mile to the stop from then on.

But yeah, that’s probably still not an option everyone

I read it the first time, didn’t see a letter, then second guessed myself because it said there was a letter lmao

Nah just throw him in a dumpster and be done with it

Five syllables is
Just enough for me to say
Show me that butthole

Most public Chinese bathrooms I visited didn’t have toilet paper at all, or there was a communal roll outside the “stall”, if there was a stall. It is expected that you bring your own.

DYSLEXICS UNTIE!

S01 E08 “Starvin’ Marvin”

See also: S03 E13 “Starvin’ Marvin in Space” for more Marvin

Lmfao the assassination of Abe Lincoln is in there

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The answer to your curiosity. Or at least a laugh about it

I’ll watch yours if you watch mine haha

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