I never thought of myself as prude until now 🫣

To anyone wondering why: they’re more akin to large cotton pads than toilet paper. They don’t break down.

Over time it’s like flushing a bag of t-shirts and wondering why your pipes get clogged. Draino ain’t fixing that.

There’s a payphone by one of the elementary schools here. I wonder if it’s more likely that a kid without a cellphone is more likely to use it?

I recently got a tablet so I could take handwritten notes during meetings. I thought I’d use it for a bunch of other stuff but I do not.

Not to mention, the OCR handwriting recognition my handwriting is really bad.

After every meal, whether I like it or not

These exist! Sometimes with a small fee but not as expensive as renting

This could also indicate a food sensitivity if you’re reacting a lot worse to one type of alcohol (everything else held constant, obvs)

Earned their stripes 🫡

Collective hopelessness

Neat. And thanks to Marilyn Manson, we’re still on target to maintain an average of 12 pairs of ribs pp

Same. I was gifted a book called the “myth of multitasking”… I feel like I don’t need to read it to get the gist.

Why does this feel like an advertisement?

I love them

I’m very lucky to have a friend that doesn’t try to make me “feel better”. She just sits with me and makes me feel… not alone.

I hope I can return the favor one day, but more importantly I hope she never feels this level of despair to begin with.

Agreed. It’s middle managers all the way up. I thought it would get better, or I’d be the change I want to see, but it’s utter chaos at every turn.

Just give me a stapler and a broom closet and leave me alone.

The last thing I hear as I choke to death on a grape trying to rush for my turn is, “mwaahahaaaaaa!”

Rehearse it a bunch so the words no longer have the same weight

Cat wants to know where your finger last visited 👃 #shareTheAdventure

That’s three cats in a trenchcoat without the trenchcoat

Is it the skin flute?