Underground 80s radio

I’d love to see the Jasper Fforde Thursday Next series be turned into movies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thursday_Next

Goku

Fernet Branca 🤮

Get her started on the “exclusive club” membership scam. She makes a “Super Secret Smart Kids Only Club” in the backyard, charges neighborhood kids $5 to join, promises amazing activities and snacks. First meeting is just them sitting in a circle while she explains the “rules” for 10 minutes, hands out one Oreo each, then says they need to pay another $3 for “premium membership” to unlock the good stuff. The good stuff never materializes but somehow kids keep showing up… What? Oh… GIFT, I thought you said… Nevermind.

Entire-life crisis

Get off her first.

i.e., there are approximately 1,400 people in China just like you.

farts
“Mmm, I should buy some Nikes”

You need to finish the study by proving it does change the views when you watch via youtube directly

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Joy to the world, that Trump is dead.
We barbecued his heaad.
And the rest of the body, we flushed down the potty.
We found him in the sewer, all covered in manure.
And that was the end of that fat orange bellend.

All I see is *******

What about the Metzgermeister? The case about the cannibal who ate the victim’s severed penis along with the victim, and then murdered and ate the guy’s flesh. The guy did volunteer to be eaten, to be fair.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

But did they fill in their TPS reports?

Wut was Wenguh finkin sendin Walcaw in!?

Snake bite is half cider, half beer, splash of blackcurrant, if my memory serves me.

My guess too, but it doesn’t match the 3 above