Longest company bathroom break

I’d hand him 10 quid, no questions asked

Did he add a massive chili on the kebab?

I only visit the kebabi.
So none.

Narcissist: Yes. Yes. And, Yes. LOUD NOISES ensue

How is that a non-violent offence?

And business is a-snoozing

Snitch on a loved one? Never. If I thought it was ethically or morally wrong, I would tell them what I think about it. Good people also make mistakes, and good people can change.

Probably not quite what you’re looking for, but there’s the candlelight experience, where they typically play music by a composer:

https://candlelightexperience.com/

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqG1jizESOQ

You don’t need a million dollars to do that.

Blink182 covers most of them in one song

Moth

End is the only part of the word, that I heard.

This answer, but add $0.01

You’re forgetting that text is a lot harder to “read” than when you’re saying it in person. There’s no tone, or body language to observe.

How dare you question? Off to El Salvador.

Humility?

YPMV

El Salvador prison