You can’t spell “no reason” without “nooners” ;)

Charge them rent and use that money to buy a social media company.

If you visit harbin China they will think you are Russian, which is pretty much a wash. The worst part is the Russians will think you are Russian too and try to get you to drink with them. Unless you regularly down pints of vodka do NOT go drinking with Russians.

It’s the only way you can hear us over the gunshots

It’s going to suck to be forced to eat there. But what can you do, the ziabatsu commands it.

Sorry I called dibs already, you guys will have to find another cave to live in

Give him your lamp and walk away

Words with the -ism suffix. Like capitalism, authoritarianism, veganism, etc.

I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I’m all about less clutter.

Most of the -ism’s get you here. The only one that doesn’t: Peppa Pigism

It’s kinda already true with bikers. I’ve been hit 4 times while commuting by bike and they never were ticketed. Each one was pulling out of a driveway without looking

Just wait for him to casually cross the street then BAM. Get out afterwards and plant an ANTIFA sign on him, all legal.

I agree, crowds of protesters are far more observant than drivers. I’ve seen ambulances stuck in new York traffic before

I think we can hang them both for treason no problem. Don’t need elon’s help.

Does his last name really need two 'm’s?

They should know better, you obviously have a good keyboard and lots of free time. I wouldn’t mess with you and I’ve been boxing for 20 years.

It’s not about what you already watch, op wants to find new related videos to watch. YouTube’s algo no longer works that way

That doesn’t work anymore and I say this as a long time user. In the last 5 years their algorithm has gotten worse and worse. I have an extensive subscription list and the junk they push at me these days never matches any of the videos I currently watch. Deleting history and trying to rebuild it doesn’t help. OP’s feelings here is widely held with many users these days.

In Detroit people will accidentally take the wrong exit and end up in Canada. Used to be no big deal but now the gestapo will deport you to El Salvador.

Even the fusion of hydrogen atoms can’t stand musk.