Crime always pays. The thief gets the goods and the victim gets the insurance payout. Last time my car was stolen I had left a Rembrandt in my trunk and got far more than my 2006 Chevy Aveo was worth from insurance.

Wrong, it will be Chris Pratt. In fact he will be playing all the characters and will win 6 Oscars

The more important question is who is going to play him in the upcoming Disney live action remake?

It’s got North Mexico in the image too

Downhill bicycle speed record, followed by Most gruesome bicycle accident.

I wake up every morning hoping to read good news. I mean, with that diet it’s inevitable.

AC only goes on when it’s 90 out. Used it 5 times last year. People can adapt. It’s like cutting sugar from your diet.

Almost as solid as this DIY build from a redditor

But you could have gotten in the good vault.

One change they suggested was to limit the audits performed each year to one. A single person whose name was drawn at random gets an intensive Mega-Audit™

Everywhere I look I think of her

This is why I use mbin over Lemmy. Better hot algorithm.

At least I have a feasible backup for when I lose my legitimate job

By getting into a great depression

Absolutely. The only advice I’d offer the younger generation is to wait until you are 25 to get tattoos. You may not be fully matured but you will reduce a lot of regret.

Thank you for the economy destroying tariffs!

Concentrates

Those meth guys always copying us spinnies

That’s what I use the see-saw for