Oh no, you!

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Cake day: November 3rd, 2024

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  • Top shelf:

    • Whisky glasses
    • 2x Islay whisky (Fuck you, bourbon!)
    • A wolf head bottle holder
    • A red toy cup with guitar picks, USB drives, logitech dongles, and misc other things my GF finds that I’velost or misplaced
    • Tiny easter decoration chicken

    Bottom shelf:

    • Muumi candle
    • D20 gargantuan black dragon guarding a VGI-HDMI adapter I need close to the TV.
    • A large cup of some sort. I don’t know why it’s there or what it is. It has a plastic spoon inside.




  • Well, I am doing pretty well for myself in a combination of IT, geophysics, and offshore/ship stuff… but when things aren’t going my way at work I still conclude that it’s t8me to get the necessary licenses to finally become a crane driver.

    I’ve driven a lot of cranes (ships cranes, mostly), but I’m talking about those huge tower cranes - chilling alone at the top, and once in a while someone calls you on the radio, needing something lifted from A to B. Seems chill as fuck, and no searoll to worry about either.










  • “You’re the pope?? I didn’t vote for you…”

    • Benjamin Franklin, probably. Or whoever it was that said “Not everything quoted on the internet is real”

    Honestly I don’t care (well, beyond making this pope post), as I am not catholic. I am technically a protestant by heritage, but the truth is that I find even the term “agnostic” to be too religiously loaded to the point where I usually refer to myself as areligious instead.

    As for the pope. Well, he’s… there… well, not right now. But he will be soon-ish. I’ll just accept whoevers named announced while venting smoke from the cardinal thunderdome as being the new pope. And then he’ll be there again.

    Beyond that, he doesn’t affect my life in any way. Nor do I affect his life in any way. Unless he accepts my challenge to an offroad and uphill car race. Yes, he’s gonna have to drive the popemobile himself for this. I’ll be driving my new AWD Lolvo. I’m sure it’ll be fun for anyone involved, no matter who wins.

    But having said all of that: I think Robbie Coltrane would do well as a pope.