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You are missing the point. AFAIK, a foot and an inch are supposed to be based off of the kings measurements. He might be 6 of his own feet (not sure how the plural works here) because he sees himself as the king
Also, Melania wishing for just any other powerful guy.
When has his doctors not been full of it.
Trunk reminds me of Charlie Sheen. Trump is always"winning", hangs out with pornstars, and his ego is so inflated that Freud would quit doing cocaine. Trump needs to be treated like Reagan was. Like, when the secret service would place leaves in the pool. But, in this case, give him a room with a camera and tell him that he matters. But it broadcasts to nobody.
Look at my traitor of a governor with the monarchist tyrant.
Traitor implies he’s changed his allegiance. You just never liked his allegiance but didn’t realize.
It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn’t add that.
Source: am doctor
Also his body temperature is 98.6 exactly and 99% pulse ox 🤣
Trump’s outtie enjoys frequent victories in golf tournaments.
Dear god, what have I missed NOW
IIRC it was a fiasco medical report made by a corrupt doctor or a completed fake one in his first run for president.
I’ll have you know that Hollywood Upstairs Medical College is a perfectly cromulent educational institution*.
*
Except where prohibited by law from making claims of being educational, an institution or upstairs.
We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they’re shocking.
Yeah dude, the lying liar lied.
Literally every time this dude opens his mouth he is either lying or spewing hate. Sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, so will Trump lie.
I disagree. When we stop pointing out the lies that the lying liar tells, we are complicit in him getting away with the lies. A shitload of people aren’t really paying much attention. Those people might believe his lies if they’re not seeing anybody pointing out that what he’s saying is a lie.
Honestly, I’d rather see it pointed out even more what a fucking liar he is. I want the media to stop saying “falsely states” and other bullshit soft language, and then let it go to fucking trial and beat him if he tries to sue for slander/libel. It’s a fucking disgrace that they’re not only choosing to not do this, but they’re settling when he claims that they’re factual reporting on him is defamation or election interference. But honestly, at this point, I won’t be satisfied until he’s in a stockade and getting pelted by overpriced eggs.
Eggs.
Eggs.
Eggs.
I never said stop reporting, I said stop acting surprised. I don’t want them to stop talking about it, I just want them to be honest about it and say “Trump lied about this today” instead of “the Trump white house thinks…”
I just want them to call a spade a spade instead of acting like it’s not
Ah, I misinterpreted your phrasing. “We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they’re shocking” sounded like “nobody is shocked by his lies, so there’s no point in bothering to report on it.” You meant “stop feigning surprise in your reporting of his lies.” I fully agree with you.
Yes, that is exactly what I meant. Cheers
We shouldn’t even call him Trump anymore. Gives him too much attention
Call him only by his number: 45 or 47
I can’t even bring myself to capitalize the t in trump. Or the m in musk, for that matter (or the n in nazi). It just implies a modicum of respect.
Those are two different measurements.
He’s six feet tall.
And he’s three inches.
I had a boss once who went through a bitter divorce and many people at work were Facebook friends with his soon-to-be-ex-wife. She made one post where she described him as “ol’ three inches two minutes”.
And he’s three inches.
On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn’t really narrow it down though.
This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.
Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.
Ain’t no doctor giving a completely clean bill of health with a 28 BMI at his age.
The dude has my build, and I’m around 300 pounds. Actually I’m only 6’2”, so especially if he’s claiming he’s taller than me, that weight is way off
At an absolute minimum he would be listed as “pre-diabetic”.
I’m 6’3 225 and I can assure you, I wasnt nearly that fat even when I was pushing 250. If he’s actually 6’3 (he isn’t) then brody is pushing 270-300 EASY. You can hide a lot of weight on a 6’3 frame, but not that much.
i suspect more like 275 at the minimum. i wouldnt be surprised if he was very close to 300lbs.
As someone who has also been 6’3" 225 agreed. He is definitely heavier than that.
he wears the oversized suits, and baggy clothes to hide his robust girth.
He’s heavier than that even if he’s 5’10". I am 6’1" and I was 225 pretty recently while a housemate was also 225 at 5’10". You could hardly tell I was overweight. That is not true for 5’10, but still not nearly that chunky. I am in the “healthy weight range” now and people cant even tell I lost over 40 lbs.
That orange fuck is north of 300lbs no matter how much he and his doctor lie about his height.
edit: I might believe as little as maybe 270 or so. He hides in baggy clothes, but he clearly has a lot of gross maggot-white flab under there.
🎼 To be faiiiir , though, Gavin Newsome is a goddamned Silver Fox, but at 58 he is still 20 years younger. Im guessing he’s probably only 175 or 180? That was never going to be a favorable comparison for trump.
I’m 6’3 and I wasn’t that fat pushing 300lb.
Pilling on, am 6’4", at my heaviest (about 305) I still never looked that, eh, bloated. I’d have been more ~350lbs looking like that. Now I’m down in the 210’s with still a little more to go.
Hypothetically, if all of his muscles were at the absolute minimum viable volume and density and he had an absurd body fat ratio, how different would he look?
If you replaced all muscle and fat in a 6’3 body with marshmallow fluff, you might end up looking a bit like trump at “225”.
There’s no way he’s 100kg.
224 lbs, sounds more like 275lbs.
I’d fudge that info too if it meant not getting sent to the gulag
Considering what it means to be his doctor (and the sights, sounds and smells you’d experience), I think I’d take the gulag.
Have you seen his doctor, worse crazy eyes than Kash.
collage pls
How fucking terrible of a person do you have to be to continuously lie about something so trivial and easily proven.
It’s more being insecure. He might try to act all tough, but he’s really soft or he wouldn’t care. And wouldn’t get so reactionary/easily triggered.
Soft sack of shit
leaking, too
Malignant narcissist out of ten
6’3" Donald Trump with 6’3" Prince William
Does he even crack 6 feet? lol
That’s because his 6 foot 3 inch is metric while Newsoms is in imperial
Im not saying Trump is 6’3*, he’s clearly not. I myself have shrunk over an inch and I’m younger than him by a generation. But people don’t always measure the same, or try to. I have a friend who is 6’1" who swears he’s 5’11". He never stands up straight. At my tallest I was 5’11 3/4" and you better believe I was giving my measurements all I could hoping I’d get to 6’. My guess is Trump once was 6’3", has shrunk to just a little over 6’, and Newsom is probably closer to 6’4". But without putting a measuring tape to them, what the hell do any of us know?
My money would be on Trump only ever being 5’11. Obama was 6’1 and Trump was still several inches shorter.
Yeah I don’t really give a fuck about Trump’s height tbh, but you can see by their shadows that Newsom is walking slightly in front and the lens could be affecting our perspectives. Makes the difference seem larger than it is.
Rewarding sanity in these not sane times with this small vote up
This is important if we’re gonna poke fun, so we know whether to defend the “fact” sarcastically or not
There’s absolutely no way the difference between newsom and trump in that pic is 3”
Trump also has on lifts. Look at the difference in sole thickness.
Hello fellow 5’11 3/4-er. I gave up on it a while ago. At least even the thinnest shoes put me over 6’0.
I’ve shrunk a bit but I can still get to 6’ with any good pair of shoes or boots. I’ve also figured out height doesn’t matter nearly as much as confidence. I have less of the former these days, but way more of the latter.
Also note that Donald is wearing lifts in that picture.
Might be 6’3 if he was stretched out on one of those Medieval torture racks.
To quote an old post “there must have been a second or two where it felt amazing”
I undergo weekly spinal decompression therapy. While not exactly the same as the medieval torture devices, being strapped in and having my spine pulled from both directions with 200lbs of force is pretty close.
And yes, it feels amazing for a second or two.
May I ask what condition you’re treating with that therapy?
In my spine my L5-S1 and L4-L5 are herniated (as of 2017, haven’t checked if any more are). Full on herniated, not bulging. It started when I was 20, and my doctor said surgery should be avoided since it could impact my quality of life significantly at my age (not that my QoL wasn’t already severely impacted). Epidurals and physical therapy didn’t help.
Back then it wasn’t miserable 24/7 but it had it’s moments. Eventually I had an “episode” where I was bedridden in immense amounts of pain for a solid week. During that desperation I found the IDD option and started that. It was rough back then at the start. But within weeks the constant pain died down and I recovered mobility as well as my sciatica improved.
Through… Losing a job I discovered the effects wear off after 2ish months and I start being susceptible to the episodes and random function loss again, so now I just go weekly to keep things peachy. It isn’t full recovery obviously, I still wind up in pain if I do too much with my back, even stuff as little as bending over slightly to do the dishes (because I’m tall), but it beats being disabled in constant pain… Those few episodes I’ve had haunt me. Being so helpless I couldn’t even.
Noooo that sucks
Sorry to hear overall though glad you’ve also shared the sliver of a silver lining, so you give a tidbit of hope there
Closing with words bound to sound empty: wishing for research on this for you
Every time I recall those episodes, and the pain, it gets easier to do, emotionally.
And theoretically I could just get it operated on - there have been improvements in the field. But the prospect of going under the knife is scary, especially in an area where one fuckup or miscalculation could lead to partial paralysis for life. Throw in a mix of abusive American healthcare and… Weekly therapy is more preferable.
Do you have a home traction/decompression setup?
No. I’ve considered it though, but I’m a tad worried it won’t make a difference considering the options I’ve seen probably don’t result in 200lbs of force being applied.
The whole time feels amazing, if you’re a spectator
Yeah, I was gonna say whatever is going on with his spine might be hiding a few inches. You’d be amazed how many inches you can lose to curvature without looking like Quasimodo.
But I doubt he was ever 6’3”. That sounds like a number he picked years ago because someone he hates is 6’2”.
he always look like has a humpback though. him using lifts, and a girdle gives him a very awkward stance.
What spine?
Much shorter when he visits the gallows.
i think if hes too heavy, he would break the gallows before he can get hung from it.
