Aughra.

Not putting your shopping carts back.

1. Open up new area for increased storage.

2. Bear.

That’s not ectoplasm on that guy’s screen…

So the detective knew they internal affairs all along?

No, this is about the Firestone… huh…

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Son of a bitch…

No. Because I have a 1997 Toyota Tercel.

Gotta love an orange cat named after food.

Oh Australian Election Season… you so crazy.

“Ontological is a funny word.”

Shiny Metal Rods in my Ass

There are no universal Truths.

Also note that Donald is wearing lifts in that picture.

A properly functioning neocortex.

My spreadsheet planning spreadsheet is recursive.

Damn, I was born old.

Golf courses.

I am so tempted to post a picture…

You pass by a business with an “Established X” sign; where X is any year past your high-school graduation year.

Could have just pulled the light over so she could jump on it and swing across.