Instructions unclear. Urethra is now also unclear.

Hopefully the next iteration of this image the face will get noticeably bigger. And the one after that bigger still.

Ewww, I’m not eating my own. Anybody else got any to spare?

Did both countries come to him almost simultaneously with tears in their eyes?

Too weak, you say?

Whoa, that typo nearly knocked this discussion off the rails…

I’ll have you know he’s seeing a medical professional at least once a day. Sometimes multiple times!!!

(On an absolutely and completely unrelated note ketamine dealers are medical professionals, yeah?)

Yeah, well, it’s time to start breaking down some fucking doors then because they don’t give a shit about anything else except their own personal safety.

"Ok Google. Send a tweet to xhitter. Say…

I am going to put certain WORDS in CAPS to accentuate them for REASONS that no one can really understand. Then I’m going to SPOUT bullshit about the traitors flying high miles away from any DANGER but I’ll laughingly call them HEROIC and PATRIOTIC.
Then I’ll touch my little mushroom peepee and do a nazi salute to MYSELF in the MIRROR.
Thank you for your attention to my EGO!!!

Send tweet.

Right, where the little kiddies at? I’m feeling super viagra masculine today!! Shit, how do I delete this. No, stop. Don’t send. Everyone IGNORE that last bit about the kiddies!! Phew, got away with that! Hegseth. HEGSETH. change me, I’ve shit myself again. Get right in there and clean the folds."

I remember that on my LG viewty I had to download and then run some form of a file to turn the screen white for it to have a torch.
And the first time I ran it I was all “omg, this is amazing. What will they think of next!?!!”

Tricky.
Yeah, on the one hand he is so bad at golf that he obviously and blatantly cheats. It’s so bad that people have written articles about it.

On the other hand he’s pretty much on target when he’s fucking things up. Just look at all the casinos he had. Plus all those other failed, ahem, ‘businesses’ that he had to fuck up intentionally due to his incompetence.

WW3 is sleeping on your toilet and shitting in your bed as we speak!!

This is a fantastic idea. If anyone ever does this then you should ask them for a cut of the profits 😏

I have ublock, with sponsor block and some others, and don’t have any issues on yt as of yet. Just in case though, how do I block an element and spoof a user agent?

I heard you like Glen Close…

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Nope.
Yaar, I’ve not had any streaming services for a good few years now. Shiver me timbers, matey!!

I like ol’ Sammy even more now than I did when I woke up this morning.

What’s tatas, precious?

Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!

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