Screw Altman and his lower case sentences.

fascism speedrun

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serious question: if you refuse to serve during a war, do they just arrest you? And wouldn’t it be better than… going to war?

it feels like a line from the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy

I paid for the whore car, I’m using the whore car

the more you buy, the more you save, the brighter the jacket

ha, between speed and endurance, I have neither

wait, I’m an eagle

I think they’d only win if you count running distance proportional to body length.

As in adding labels to each email? I gave it up years ago for taking too much effort. It’s also a half measure when it comes to achieving better search results.

legend

https://sib.illinois.edu/directory/profile/hanks

edit: he’s actually Tom Hanks’ brother lol

nah, results sorted chronologically are the reason I can never find anything in my email in my first attempts. I always need to think of other terms to include in the search to eliminate all the hay that comes in the results.

[…] human genes cannot be patented because DNA is a “product of nature.” All gene patents were invalidated with this ruling.

did you paste the link to admit you were wrong?

still more real than thoughts and prayers

damn, are we already there? The only place I saw ads in an elevator was in cyberpunk 2077

heheh

ah wait, this is not the onion

C - for fast Charging

But seriously, I think elevator music should make a comeback. Just use songs without lyrics, you know, like… elevator music.

when you’re on autopilot

- enjoy your meal

- you too!