I thought they only banned talis

it’s a surprise, always a surprise

how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?

that’d be 13, duh

I’ll let you try that one

Just the need of undoing your pants/belt already makes it easier to stand up.

And some seats have that front opening, which helps, otherwise there’s often not much room to pee sitting down.

Then there’s also some people who prefer to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting down.

It’s easier to stand up.

You’re not everyone, OP

I’m not saying it’s right, I’m saying the version of the story they tell themselves isn’t the same version others have.

Don’t people say that no one is the villain of their own story? They think they’re the good ones, that’s why this reasoning doesn’t work.

mr fahrenheit seems to have a drinking problem

it forces a login just to browse it - I hope it’s unintentional

i would hate it if someone shat in my cupboard

I legitimately don’t know when his pics are edited to make his face smaller or not

ah shit, now I’ll have to go back to earth to see this

working from home:

🤌🫴🤌

evidently, there was no good guy listening to him

these are actually useful though

Elizabeth had been saying that for CENTURIES

yeah, it’s unfortunate the general population has no awareness of how insecure email is