That would maybe explain the confederate flag love but not the nazi flag love. Most of these fools aren’t even ethnically German, so why feel inferior about Germany losing two world wars? And even the confederate loss was 160 fucking years ago.

I personally am about 98% ethnic German and I still think nazis deserve to have their teeth kicked out.

It’s so easy to make a historically-correct confederate flag, too. I guess these guys are using their white sheets for something else.

Conservatives make me laugh. The recipients of the two biggest beatdowns in US military history were the confederates and the nazis, but the “Support the Troops” crowd proudly flies their flags.

So I guess “musk impregnates influencers” would be OK? Even though that’s a lot more offensive IMHO …

Where on earth is “fuck shit piss”?

Not being a dick is free too.

And even if they do give out free tap water … they might not mean lead-free.

I live in the Philly area. Senior citizens can use SEPTA (buses and commuter trains) for $1 a ride.

I second the biking … but that shit ain’t free. Even used bikes cost some money to buy and maintain, and brand new bicycles are solidly in the “insane” category these days.

My local library loans dongles! Now if I can just manage to check one out without snickering …

Happened to see this video today. I’m somewhat suspicious that The Dodo is AI bullshit with fake “producers” and whatnot, but at least it’s sophisticated AI bullshit if so and the videos are cute.

Better or worse than rape-via-twitter? Better, I guess.

I always liked Sam Kinison’s routine about Jesus coming back: “yeah, I’ll be back when I can PLAY THE PIANO AGAIN! OHH!! OHHHHHHHH!!!”

Unfortunately, the truly durable past cults are now known as “religions”.

The Art of the Squeal (Like a Pig)

Fucking prompt engineers

Looks like he’s claiming the second floor set fire to the Reichstag or something.

My cat also loved my hammock for 18 years. He made exactly one trip up to the end to check out where all the rope comes together, and then never again.

A friend of mine brought me a hammock from Brazil in 1992 and I still have it and it shows no sign of wear whatsoever. Brazilians know how to make fucking hammocks.

I had a boss once who went through a bitter divorce and many people at work were Facebook friends with his soon-to-be-ex-wife. She made one post where she described him as “ol’ three inches two minutes”.

At an absolute minimum he would be listed as “pre-diabetic”.