LOL

extra power under load to the rear wheels

Lol like there’s enough room back there to add a load.

He doesn’t even write his tweets, let alone his speeches.

Hitler actually put a great deal of work and practice time into becoming a good public speaker. Can you imagine Trump putting that kind of effort into anything? Even golf?

At the start of every summer, I rediscover grape soda and I’m like “holy shit this stuff is great”. And then about 7 cans into the case I remember why I stopped drinking it. It’s kind of funny that it’s only ever available in the store brand, never in a “real” brand.

I went to grad school in the '90s and one of our friends used to show up to our house parties with her infant in tow and get blackout drunk and pass out, and we would have to collectively take care of the baby. Weird to think that kid is in his 30s by now, if he’s even still alive. The double whammy of fetal alcohol syndrome and growing up in Florida would be hard to overcome.

I just realized the irony of Zion Williamson playing basketball for the New Orleans Pelicans.

As did Reagan and Bush I. And for that matter, a lot of their people cut their teeth under Nixon. Some cancers take a long time to grow.

2000 was worse for America than 9/11.

Ties are especially ironic because they derived from a time when buttons - made by necessity out of rare items like ivory or whale bone - were expensive as fuck and it was cheaper to close up your neck with a strip of scrap fabric. Most people today can afford plastic buttons.

“If Cardinal Fang over there can wear a red cummerbund, why can’t I wear a blue suit? At least I ditched my trademark 10’ long red tie.”

Shedcostumetotinklaphobia

That would maybe explain the confederate flag love but not the nazi flag love. Most of these fools aren’t even ethnically German, so why feel inferior about Germany losing two world wars? And even the confederate loss was 160 fucking years ago.

I personally am about 98% ethnic German and I still think nazis deserve to have their teeth kicked out.

It’s so easy to make a historically-correct confederate flag, too. I guess these guys are using their white sheets for something else.

Conservatives make me laugh. The recipients of the two biggest beatdowns in US military history were the confederates and the nazis, but the “Support the Troops” crowd proudly flies their flags.

So I guess “musk impregnates influencers” would be OK? Even though that’s a lot more offensive IMHO …

Where on earth is “fuck shit piss”?

Not being a dick is free too.

And even if they do give out free tap water … they might not mean lead-free.

I live in the Philly area. Senior citizens can use SEPTA (buses and commuter trains) for $1 a ride.

I second the biking … but that shit ain’t free. Even used bikes cost some money to buy and maintain, and brand new bicycles are solidly in the “insane” category these days.