Show me that butthole Show me that butthole oh please Show me that butthole
Wow haikus are easy
Haikus love nature.
But I’m a man of culture.
Show me that butthole.
Show me that butthole
Don’t make me ask you again
Show me that butthole
haiku aren’t that hard
It’s five, then seven, then five.
You’ll get used to it.
“There’s blood in your stool,
You need a proctoscopy;
Show me that butthole.”Reddit usernames
Used to frequently be like
“Show me your butthole.”The moths had a feast;
Now all of your underpants
show me that butthole.O beautiful cat
You are the glorious beast
Show me that butthole
Haikus are overrated
Bit anticlimactic too
Show me thy butthole
An alien ship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”I need a linguist to tell me why this one feels strange, but if we switch the first line to
Alien spaceshipit seems better.You’re right. I think it works better because it’s more consistent and poetry benefits from an economy of words, elimination of waffle, distillation to the most concise expression, particularly with haiku. But more than anything, it benefits from being poetic, which your version does, thank you:
Alien spaceship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”
I stand in shadow
the moonlight draped around me
Show me that buttholePut three spaces at
the end of a line to make
Lemmy keep the break.I didn’t know, uh
I had to do that beca-
-use my app showed it correct for me, thanks though! I’ll update it
Huge if true
Five syllables is
Just enough for me to say
Show me that buttholeYour horny boyfriend
In husky voice pleads with you
“Show me that butthole.”That’s a lot of work
To try to avoid saying
Chocolate starfishWhat kind of sick freak
Pronounces the word “chocolate”
With a hard “O” sound?
The kind that writes poetry about them, I guess 🤷
