Considering how it’s after use, there would be no urine

You lift it up to use it and set it back down afterwards

Edit: to clarify, I am male and stand to pee. I lift the toilet seat and lower it when I’m done.

As someone with common sense and a little bit of decency: complaining about being asked to leave the toilet seat down when it benefits everybody is ridiculous

Unless you like sitting on the ceramic with no seat, I guess.

I’ve been out make/modeled!

I should’ve known though, my dad had a 2015 right before they “facelifted”

And also not “an old Tacoma”, definitely 2019+

Considering how my driveway gets completely washed away any time it rains, I’m going with #2 no questions asked.

Don’t even have to read the rest of them, gravel is expensive!

I personally am not bothered at ALL by the banner video ads overlayed on top of another banner ad that opens a new tab when you try to close the banner video then another one opens covering the original banner then the page scrolls all the way back to the top and shows you an email list sign up, why would I be?

Man shy

Weird pineapple

Man come

Weird orange

Realistically they probably didn’t use the traeger until the 4th, so they were about a year behind on “updates”

Unless you’re my dad, then he finds any excuses he can to use his traeger. The thing can smoke a damn good brisket, software updates be damned!

The peace price because Linux is bringing peace on ear-

I had a friend paraphrase the plot of fahrenheit 451 for me, because I haven’t read it. Talk about ironic!

On another note, I need to read more

I was told in 6th or 7th grade science class that you can’t hear underwater

Reverse shout-out to Barstool sports on tiktok

Breaking news: first cloud based malware installed through “insecure gcode” causes 3D printer to 3d print legs and attempt to rise up against owner/operator

It looks like incognito and adding “meaning AI” really gets it to work just about every time for me

However, “the lost dog can’t lay shingles meaning” didn’t work with or without “AI”, and “the lost dog can’t lay tiles meaning” only worked when adding “AI” to the end

So it’s a gamble on how gibberish you can make it I guess

The sequel to this meme would be the wizard sitting the other way

“And I ate it all in one serving”

Me too, I just can’t imagine a comfortable way to hold it as a mouse and better yet, didn’t even notice the mouse sensors until watching it a third time after seeing all the people talking about it!

I was convinced it was just Nintendo implying the new shoulder button attachment would be called “skates” or something

Assuming you haven’t tried it, what about an online converter to APNG? Those look like they are almost fully supported by every major browser (and have transparency!)

As for the online converter part, it might end up looking terrible but it’s a place to start I guess