Which Candy Kong though? The one from DKC, the one from DK64, or the one from the animated series above?

That was my first throught, followed very closely by “WHY was that even in that movie?”

I wonder what went through the mind of that hamster as it sat there for 3 days with its face stuck to the wall. Like that would FUCK UP a human. We made a whole damn movie about the guy who got his hand trapped under a rock that one time.

“just stick a pot on the board bro, it’ll stay at 1.49284762340598 ohms for 9 or 10 nanoseconds after leaving the factory.”

That’s my favorite cat joke.

“Himalayan? Nah, him a sittin, but give him a minute…NOW Himalayan.”

Shut. Down. Madagascar.

It was kind of complicated at my high school; Depending on if you were on a college prep or prison prep track they would or wouldn’t bother trying to teach the science classes that had math in them to you. The “going to community college or trade school” program I was on gave you an option of chemistry or physics but I ended up taking both.

Think up every swear word you know, because you’re gonna need them all.

Frequently.

…is it working, though? Like I think there’s a few thousand of us who now associate that face with “The Fediverse Chick” and joke about her being “our” girlfriend; this joke being more at the expense of the concept of pig butchering scams than anything else. I don’t think most of us actually hold it against the girl in the photos, because there are numerous ways those could be stolen or sampled from somewhere else.

Whatever the scam is, do we have documentation of anyone falling for it?

The hospital? What is it?

“I should probably buy another box of nitrile gloves.” excellent decision.

What strikes me as weird is that they’ll send me multiple of the same message in quick succession. This one is weird. Wonder if Whang! would want to tackle this one.

The “It ain’t much but it’s honest work” guy turned out to be okay with it. Apparently he did a lot of work with agricultural soil science and contributed greatly to humanity, so…it might be much but I think it genuinely is honest work.

Actually no, I was figuring on having adults present to raise, educate and care for the children, but under strict orders to not introduce them to superstition.

Poor kitty, I hope he gets to feeling better.

Another question I have is…I started getting DMs from a 3-day old account with no other activity. Surely it wasn’t just targeting me, it was blasting DMs out everywhere. That kind of thing should be fairly easy to check for.

I got several in a row, apparently by the same account on sh.itjust.works. Had to block the user to get it to stop.

It’s starting to get old.

I’m not meaning dump 20,000 children alone in the left half of Wyoming, I mean, keep them with their parents, hire teachers, teach them math and science and…basically a history that replaces a lot of “and they believed their gods said” with “the ruling class decided they wanted to”. What happens to children when they are raised in a functioning, supportive, nurturing society that does not contain religion or superstition?

Then the experiment would yield data.