Thanks, so do you 😁

Was one or both of your parents very appreciative of the Brontë sisters, by chance? 😁

I mean, at that point you might as well just cook them🤷

Your MOM’S wrong.

I haven’t had the heart to tell her that the only appropriate way to treat vertical blinds like those is the Alien method:

Hawaiians soak them in cold water to take out the pungency

I bet they do the same thing with hung over tourists 😉

Ye best start believin’ in shitpostin’ communities, Ms Swan!

Onions ARE delicious… in every variant EXCEPT raw.

“Horses Are Forever” is also the poorly received first draft of Sean Connery’s final Eon-produced James Bond movie.

That’s what he was known for being, yes.

[email protected] actually exists 😁

Update: crossposted OP to there because why not 🤷

Dunno, depends on the ancestry of Lisa and whether tearing people apart is hereditary, I guess 🤷

This was also pretty much the reaction of Italian Liberals in the 1920s.

They’ve also turned posting comments off for the Gulf of America Mexico

Fixed it for you

Actually, she’s a Tortie. Her sister Emily is a Calico, though:

Best caption so far 😄

That’s assuming that there’s no such buildings already. That assumption would be extremely incorrect.

Just ooone…more…moon…