Yeah, I agree, now that you mention it. I’m thinking that the helmet and rather nondescript uniform are being asked to do significantly more heavy lifting than they’re rated for.

Still a good use of the format overall IMO, though 🤷

the fruit that shall not be named

Durian?

The extreme auth right, AKA the auth right of the US, are literal fascists and as such “secretly” approve. I’m personally picturing this as auth right talking to a like minded peer rather than to the general public, in which case it fits.

It doesn’t speculate at all about the timing of the production of the reproductive cells, merely that the individual belongs to a a sex that does produce them

It literally specifies “at the time of conception”. At which point nobody has developed any sexual characteristics.

Competent lawmakers write bills and executive orders VERY carefully in order to cause the least confusion and unintended conclusions possible.

Trump has once again proven to be the polar opposite of competence.

what part aren’t you understanding exactly?

I’m guessing it’s the parts about biological sex and humans. They’re clearly not very familiar with either.

Everyone is now assigned 5 random fandoms at birth or, in the case of people already born, starting right now.

You are now a superfan of the Dallas Mavericks, Firefly, The Times of India, Fussball Club Basel 1893, and decorative felt. Have fun!

People playing music while blindfolded and I’m guessing it’s a visual reference to being willfully blind to reality 🤷

I believe it’s a made up issue intended to distract voters from things that matter

You’re half right: it IS that, but it’s also about fascists scapegoating vulnerable minorities to scare people into thinking that they (the fascist politicians and their supporters) are the only sane ones and have to eradicate the “Others” for the sake of all that’s good and decent.

Proof positive that messaging doesn’t have to make sense or even allow for the tiniest shred of empathy in order to be effective 😮‍💨🤬