Frenchy McPistols

Cause I’m American but my ancestors are from France

But I’m trans so I’m sure there would be a dickchick or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus

Nia Nubia

Asian Invasion.

I’m your average white american so Teddy Gunsight

cracker bongcloud

I’m a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I’m not as cultured as I would like to think.

I’m white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.

Giovanni Espresso

Jose Frijoles Sanchez

François LaGrenouille

Whitey McCracker

Kimchi Chong

Wyatt Yankstrash

Johnny Canuck

Midley Plainwest - “Slytherin” the sorting hat said with a drawl.

EDIT: “Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!”