fucking Batman

i don’t know what the plan was. even if it worked out you’d still be cutting a minion into pieces and eating it; that’s not disturbing at all.

no that’s floxas

mice don’t pay taxes dumbass

holy shit is that true i need that while I’m working on my computer

reminds me of Mass Effect’s VI, “virtual intelligence”: a system that’s specifically designed to be not truly intelligent, as AI systems are banned throughout the galaxy for its potential to go rogue.

he’s so weird

speaking of which, he has such a cool name. both first and last.

when people chanted his name before his victory speech it was like a scene from a movie. kudos to Tish James for hyping people up like crazy. played like a transcript:

“They said he doesn’t have the right name!”

BOOOO

“Well now they all know his goddamn name!”

crowd erupts, mics explode

MAM-DA-NI! MAM-DA-NI!

“what’s his name?”

MAM-DA-NI!

“what’s his name?”

MAM-DA-NI!

“what’s his name?”

MAM-DA-NI!

… repeat

what if your skin has a hit point system and that 1% difference is the breaking point of sunburn

yeah I looked him up too; that china stuff is weird. I thought he would be right wing at first but he clearly isn’t. i don’t know where the obsession comes from, but at least he’s advocated for green economy and workplace democracy. so the China stuff doesn’t seem to be your average Joe’s red scare. and even at face value those are policies right wingers would never even pretend to advocate for.

🏴‍☠️🦜

the guy is liberal, definitely anti MAGA. has a bunch of tweets that make fun of andrew tatorhead. almost certainly satire.

martial law? oh no, are they going to go against the constitution and start arresting people without any justification or warrants? go against judges?

wake up guys; you’re not free.

also fuck cops. they’re trained to be pussy ass bitches and will sacrifice anyone and everyone else in order to not get killed, including children. you are so much more likely to die at work if you’re a fisherman or logger (or a bunch of other occupations) than if you’re a cop.

they’re straight violent criminals. there’s no proof any of them are working for the government. I’m just surprised in the US of A where people fantasize about shooting each other only the entire time they’re awake or dreaming have not yet shot masked randos kidnapping people off the street in broad daylight.

hypothetically anyway

ninja edit doesn’t seem edited at all.

doesn’t look like it, there’s no ninja edits on lemmy afaik

first of all it’s not lack of evidence, it is evidence itself. if the camera is not working that’s tampering with evidence and is a good indication of guilt.

second of all if you can have laws like felony murder you can sure as shit have this. if you commit a felony (like a robbery), don’t hurt anyone, and a cop murders a random person in response because they’re trigger happy pigs, you can be held responsible for the murder as if you committed it yourself.

my suggestion is far more reasonable compared to that: if you kill someone you better have evidence that it wasn’t foul play, because guess what, that’s what everyone needs to do. we don’t just allow people to kill and go free, and cops shouldn’t be exempt.

easily solvable problem: losing the footage is indication of guilt. you shoot someone, you better have it ready. it malfunctioned, better have a partner who has theirs ready. if no one has footage to clear you, it’s used as evidence of guilt.

of course pussy ass lawmakers will never do that.