Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.

Who will go down in history as one of the best traders of all time.

It is, but the perspective exaggerates it quite a bit.

Perhaps not, but their digestive system is highly specialized for digesting plant material (primarily grass). While I’m sure they can probably tolerate the odd insect or rodent that happens to be in the way, they do not do well on a diet high in animal protein, and in fact end up getting very sick.

Yeah, I’m sure they probably swallow the occasional insect as well, doesn’t mean that that’s their preferred diet.

How to ensure no male customer with any self respect ever returns to your establishment.

I’m old to remember what happens when you feed them non-plant based diets. Sure, they’ll eat them, but they’ll also go crazy.

Cows are vegans

Little shy, little hoe

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis’s to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

No, because nobody would have believed her, for the same reasons you outlined below.

Now if AOC had run she might have been able to get away with it, but she’s starting to approach the age where that spell just doesn’t work anymore.

Adalbert Taumeltor

But… that’s illegal!

It’s almost as if this was in fact a shitpost

Okay boomer

IDK where you live but around here they’re back to pre-pandemic prices.

On the bright side, American corporations are more diverse now than ever before in history, so they got that going for them, which is nice.

Surely the CCP would be the first to want me to believe that there is no such thing as CCP propaganda.

Alright then

Did somebody say light?

I’ve never considered it before, but now I wonder what I’m missing out on.