It’s a rare hissing bird

My cherry blossoms are wilting

I don’t know… I think piano wire and train stations would be a more fitting venue for her and her ilk

Shit! That’s how it works? I’ve been using a condom for each ball too! You’ve saved me so much money

I haven’t seen the most recent seasons lol

Without reducing headcount, right? Right?

Not even that for me, it’s just Israel’s hypocrisy.

Goteem

Do you like tapes and CDs?

They can, at any point shut you out.

But only into a starfish

Any luck finding the card? Or a drain plug in its place?

But how could they collect all that sweet sweet data about you?

They don’t even exist!

It phase shifted. Someone somewhere will inexplicably find a tub stopper

My phone has become barren of apps for this reason.

No, that’s your mother’s maiden name, and the name of the street you grew up on!

This is a good time to remind everyone that not all disabilities are visible.

It hurt to read, well done