Or live next to a waterfall. Or play waterfall noises through speakers.

In cat language that actually means they are friends. They feel comfortable enough around each other that they can turn their backs and not expect to get attacked. I’m almost at that level with my friends.

Dolly Parton is 100% class. One of the good ones.

Why don’t you get points on your license for speeding?

It works here. Every morning they go round the fridges (it’s a big place) and bung another 4 pints in if it’s getting low. The only time it didn’t work was after a long weekend, when the bottle looked too full to replace but it was starting to go manky because it had been sitting too long after it was opened. I just went to another fridge with good milk.

How about fixing the problem by having the management provide free milk? It’s about a pound a day for them and everyone is happier.

Makes it easier to see which sites to avoid, I guess.

Sometimes I wish I could not know English for 2 hours.

There’s no phone signal where I work and I’d rather not use their app if possible.

My family uses it, work uses it, Microsoft 2FA uses it. It’s a hassle to try to change what other people use.

Meta can fuck off. The moment this shit appears I’m going 100% Signal.

“It’s in Belgium”.

Realistically there is absolutely nothing any of us can do to stop this. Anyone who isn’t an arsehole is constantly appalled and sickened by the constant conflict created by the usual sad little psychopathic narcissists.

About all we have left is black humour expressed as memes. You can’t stay constantly anxious about it or you go mad, and at this point humour is basically self-preservation.

Alan’s fact of the day.

alt.cows.moo.moo.moo was my go to.

I’m sure your ankle deserved it.

Exactly his point.

I don’t like to be a pedantic dweeb, but Schroedinger’s cat is saying that not only can’t you tell until you open the box, but that the cat is LITERALLY both dead and alive at the same time until you open the box and it becomes one or the other. It was a thought experiment to show how ridiculous quantum theory is. Quantum theorist just laughed and did an experiment that showed that reality is not only that ridiculous, but moreso.

To make it better, right? Right?

With ordinary people who just want to live their lives slaughtered by both.