Audacious :')

I decided wine wasn’t worth it

While stoned af, we were doing kinda foreplay, and when we were hot and all we couldn’t find the condom. We started looking for it between the sheets and had to turn on the lights. When we found it again we started with foreplay to get back in mood, only to once again lose the condom. This happened like three times total and by the end we were laughing at our incompetence so hard we just cuddled together and fell asleep. We found the condom the following day

Thank you so much! I really appreciate your help! I’ll do some reading and add this to my list of projects. Maybe not in the near future, but definitely will.

Does that mean I have to make my own E2EE or something? Can we do the same thing but for Telegram? I’m somewhat of a noob with this self-hosting thing, but it sounds like an exciting project. Where can I learn more?

You can do that? Got any resources on how to do it?

Edit: typo

I wish it were so easy. I’ll be going there later this year because family. Ugh

I think it’s the only type of pencil you can use, not the only pencil.

As in: you can get as many of your preferred pencil as you need, but you cannot use any of the others.

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You too!

Good afternoon!

I haven’t seen any Reddit bashing in a good while actually. American politics however, I have lots of in my feed. But you can filter them out, I don’t because I’m lazy. I just scroll past those.

Toilet-time spring-enabled entertainment device

Username checks out(?

Have you tried emptying your lungs? It sounds crazy, but you actually don’t have to completely fill your lungs with air, just enough so that you can last a good while underwater and so that you’re no longer buoyant. It takes some practice, and you might panic a little bit at first, but once you get used to that, it just becomes second nature.

The only times I hold as much air as possible are when I’m trying apneas (holding my breath as long as possible), but I stay near the surface for that and I remain inmobile. (Also, make sure there’s more people with you and that you’re signing that you’re fine)

I’m a mexican in mexico, my phone’s in japanese and it still shows as gulf of mexico

As a mexican I second this thought

I’d say UTC-6. Mostly because that’s where I and most of the people I know live. However, It’s a bit limiting, only 3 big countries and some pacific Islands.

My second choice would be UTC 0, because I think it covers a lot of land

Pallets are HAMAS!!!

Every so often this sub’s discourse is completely dominated by “beans”. Quite literally; except for that one time when we all seemed to be obsessed with “orbs” or that other time with “vans” (I might have got that one wrong, can’t remember which sub it was). But even then beans were un-escapable.

There’s an “I guess we make [x thing] now” meme that explains it somewhere here, I’m sure. Feel free to take a look at older posts.

Anyhow, I got a good laugh out of some of these, and I can tell you’re very polite and understanding, so keep it up! And welcome to Lemmy :D

Sorry, it was a joke :'(

But sure, thanks!