I’m married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So… “<Wife’s name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let’s go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight.”
I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.
None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.
you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.
…the chicken is literally raw.
I get the “respect partners as people” angle but you have to at least look at the image and the community
I think it might be boiled.
I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen
What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀
I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted
IKR, bud lite?
At least it wasn’t meth lite. That shit is nasty.
I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.
Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.
That’s not dinner, that’s a health hazard.
Nicest comment
Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn’t been in a long term relationship in the comments.
How?
Just by guessing.
Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.
I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it’s fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.
Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell
Where do you see it stated that she doesn’t work? Maybe that’s the best she can manage after a long day of work herself
It’s baked in to the scenario: You get home from work. She’s already been cooking. These are the two clues you need to pay attention to.
That implies she’s at least had some time more at home than who ever’s receiving the food.
Where did you see that she does work? We’re all going on supposition here. She doesn’t work, fair to expect housework. She also works, fair to expect sharing the housework imo
Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.
but that’s just color of sauce
drumsticks are barely visibleIsn’t that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.
You can see it spillong on that yellow sauce(jam like one on bottom) (red ellipses)
(while only parts of skin I see are marked in green ellpses):
there are visible ground pepper(or dried herbs) visible sprinkled on sauce
to me that looks like Russian dressing or fry sauceMan, here I thought they were a pair of animal testicles. I rather believe you instead.
mmm,
white kidneys (sauteed with onions) with polenta 😋
The effort u put into breaking it all down 😭love it
Did they cook that meal with sunlight?
I legit thought those were someone’s balls
Consider seeing a doctor?
Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn’t be boiled.
Go to bed
Are… Are those balls?
Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?
My brother it’s raw
It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.
It looks more like its boiled chicken.
yes, that
and covered with pinkish sauce sprinkled with dried herbs(i guess)
It’s a meal that I don’t have to cook after a hard day of work, and is most likely an expression of love. There’s nothing that tastes better than that.
Honesty and the ability to receive constructive criticism are pretty great things in a relationship. Since it doesn’t pass as ‘something I don’t have to cook’, I would just thank her a lot, and apologise but say I prefer it a bit more well done, and perhaps show her how I like it. Maybe mention the risks that come with undercooked chicken. I would also be infinitely grateful if she showed me nice tricks or just simply explain in detail how she would like me to do stuff for her. All kinds of stuff.
There’s nothing that tastes better than that.
Lmao
if your girl makes this for you, you must have a fantastic insurance policy lmao
Didn’t know love tasted like salmonella
That shit took 5 mins to prepare tops. Like if someone slaved away in the kitchen and it just turns out bad that’s one thing. I can put on a brave face and appreciate the effort for that. This plate on the other hand is an insult to the chicken that died for it. Hard to imagine that someone didn’t mess it up on purpose to be honest. I wouldn’t say that of course but I wouldn’t eat it either. “I’m sorry, it just doesn’t look like something I’d like to eat. If you like it that’s great but be sure the chicken is thoroughly cooked. I’d rather make something else for myself now.” That’s what I’d like to hear in a situation like that so that’s what I’d say.
I’d probably mention how it looks raw and unappetizing, but put it in a nice constructive manner.
Just suffering through that shit doesn’t sound like a good relationship imo
This is such a British photo.
Despite the fact it’s obviously American.
You are clearly not familiar with how much Canadians are into Kraft dinner.
I agree but I don’t know what about it makes your statement true.
It’s the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of “crunch”, or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.
As a former Brit, we like crunch in sandwiches by adding potato chips to them.
You people genuinely eat like it’s the Blitz sometimes.
Have you read the news lately? We’re just training for the next few years.
Potatoes came from Peru like 500 years ago, thank God. Brits are not alone in this tbh, have you ever seen German food? 🤷
But Brits are famous for their fish & chips and the chips in that are crunchy
They’re usually soggy, actually
They put vinegar on them sometimes.
That makes a lot of sense. The best I could come up with was that it looks goopy.
