“Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.” -A Sinner.

Nah, im good thanks.

I want to say free gravel, but I need to know how its manifested. In a big pile where I want it? Or like never ending handfuls of pocket gravel?

I managed to get to use this last year before Cheeto Mussolini got rid of it. It was simple, straight-forward and free for the basic filings. Of course that fucking twat waffle would get rid of it.

I almost got in an accident with a BMW driver, today. They made it look like they were turning but faked me out and went straight, instead. Then they proceeded to scream something at me in a different language for about 30 seconds, while blocking my turn. I was the only one who signaled. There’s no point to this story, I just felt it added to the vibe here.

This thread has reminded me of why I don’t want kids.

Im terrible with small talk. I recently just got a customer facing job, which I had been trying to avoid, and it has honestly helped me a lot. I think like some others have said, conversation is a skill. The more you do it, the better you get. Here is an actual tip though - if you just let people yap about themselves, they will love you for it. I get tons of compliments on my customer service because people love talking about themselves and I don’t interrupt.

I had severe migraines for weeks. Multiple a week. Doctor sent in a MRI request saying it was urgent I get it done. Insurance denies it saying its not medically necessary, tells me I need to start with X-rays first. Have you ever seen an X-ray of the head? Yeah, its just the skull. How the fuck is an X-ray gunna spot possible brain issues causing migraines? Never did get it approved for an MRI and the migraines just sorta stopped so 🤷‍♂️

Thats how you get pink eye.

Oh come one it can’t be that long ago.
Oh… Friday came out in 1995. 30 years ago.
Damn ok.

I think a lot of that started ironically and then bled over to normal conversations.

Be not afraid gluten intolerant.

Putting my geoguessr to the test-
For sure US, Pine trees, wood fences, trailers, political sign- David Hogan? cant make it out, not St Augustine grass-maybe paspalum?, Barn/stable implies horses or cows maybe.

Im guessing north-central Florida/south Georgia. Sticking the pin somewhere close to Taylor Florida or right on the border of GA.
Sorry, im not trying to dox just having some fun. :P

You for sure have to clear that joke with the couple first. Personally I would find it hilarious.

“Pool Water Hauled” makes it sound like someone’s moving and they need to bring their pool water with them or something.

Honestly, I don’t hate this idea. As long as you wash it before and after, Its kind of convenient to not have a giant bowl of marinade taking up most of the fridge.

GTA San Andreas mission complete song.

See, that makes sense to me. Its not like your eating that for every meal so you still get variety. And you don’t have to think about lunch when getting ready for work/school or whatnot.

Theres a gym bro at my work who eats the same meals everyday. Its something like plain oatmeal, protein shake, boiled chicken, greek yogurt. Every day, no seasoning, all plain and boring. He was complaining to me that he has to almost force himself to eat sometimes and im just thinking like “yeah no shit, you eat wall paste every meal”.

Roses are red
Harambe’s in heaven
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