somebody brought the pain

yeah but nobody wanted google glass after it was released.

no child ever watches Shrek and gets the pop-culture joke about Farquaad having a small dick.

or the fact that he’s named “fuckwad”

you should probably have specified us, because i know nowhere else that still uses checks. also isn’t having large amounts of cash/no activity at all also grounds for being audited?

not everyone is cut out for that sort of work

well the first thing you’d need to do is to not have a job or a home, since all that’s handled through bank accounts.

it’s country dependent. here there’s multiple digital id providers with different criteria. there’s one owned by the largest isp, one owned cooperatively by all the banks, and one owned by the state which very few people use. the bank one is the most popular, and it used to work fine on custom roms. i think that support got worse once they started adding more hardware-backed security.

i don’t have the mental energy to fight it at this point, but if i did i’d try to run the state-backed one on sailfish just to see what happens.

eszett is not appropriate there, no

it was a pun

there are ev crate engines, is that close enough?

it’s doing leftish talking points in a style usually done by people on the right; you agree with it so it must be good.

you dropped this: ʃ

i mean, it is also textually pro-colonialism, while being mainly about pedantry. it’s a “yet you participate in society” sort of sketch. life of brian is like 80% symbolism, 20% biggus dickus.

yeah but i grew up with them so they’re objectively correct

but you are evil?

the fork should always be on the left, and the knife on the right, no matter your handedness.

knife is always on the right, not the dominant hand. it’s to make sure you don’t bump into your neighbor by both doing the same movement at the same time.

put down knife after cutting your food, move fork to dominant hand

what the fuuck

i’ve never understood how to do calorie counting. like you could never eat at a restaurant. you’d have to weigh everything unless you only eat pacxaged meals. it seems like a massive change to your life.