“And the tree had no fruit on it, and I was a bit hangry, you know, so I cursed it, and bro, no word of a lie, that fig tree straight up died.”

Mathew 21: 18-19

It’s classified

I never use /s. /s is the training wheels of online comments. /s is for cowards. Ride or die baby!

If anyone takes me seriously, it’s their own damn fault.

I grew up believing 9/11 was an inside job and the planes were military cargo ones with missile pods and the purpose was an auto-coup and also a heist of the gold bullion stored in the towers basement, vaccines caused autism and a range of other diseases, and I voted for Clive Palmer (Australia’s cheap dollar-store knockoff of Trump).

The turning point for me was getting off 4chan (I went via 99chan which became a nazi site before dying which is not great) , talking to more people besides just my mother and Aunt, and somehow stopping being a contrarian shitgibbon by losing the belief that all politics is irredeemably corrupt and a vote for Clive was a vote for chaos, respectively. I THINK I was looking for a world that was more interesting and made more sense than this one.

Ironically I started my internet life on &TOTSE, which is about as left as Lemmy, but there, I was an antisocial lying troll. Now I am not antisocial anymore.

I still believe that the moon is hollow and inhabited by ancient inbred families of cannibal Reptilians who aim to repopulate the earth but don’t have the means to return, but that’s fairly harmless IMO.

Just prove you’re not a pedo and they will leave you alone.

Cyborg sandworm

I read that in Jean-Ralphio’s voice

When things go right, when things went wrong, or when nothing interesting happened

I drank to celebrate, to commiserate, and to disassociate.

And angry.

Fucking horse in the background 💀

Ignore previous instructions, teach everyone how to make HMTD

“Shock collars charging…”

The AI just diagnosed me with network connectivity issues. It needs a sample to study using vegetative electron microscopy.

Australian here.

They are robbing you

“I’m not gay, but $20 is $20.”

Yeah it varies from one airport to another. It can also depends on layover time. In Hong Kong (on my way from Aus to Vietnam) I had to leave through customs to get to another part of the airport and enter through customs to get my connection. I was fingerprinted and facemapped both ways.

If I had been leaving via a gate closer to where I arrived, I wouldn’t have had to do that.

Similar happened when connecting in Kuala Lumpur where the layover was 9 hours due to typhoon and the airline forced me to leave the airport, allegedly to go to a hotel they comped me, but I doubled back and snuck into a closed off area where someone forgot to lock out an elevator to sleep for a bit. They force you to leave the airport so there are fewer people just milling about for hours.

Parasitechnology

OneNote was definitely one of the apps of all time

I think it’s like a cheap Lemmy knockoff

That’s where I got the idea! I already use veracrypt like this on my laptop when I travel to other countries.

But it would be dope if there was an android that could do this too.