This item funtioned exactly as intended but didnt do what i wanted it to do.
One star.

Then, when all your desires are fullfilled, you realize that your life is empty because nobody around you actually gives a shit about you and are only using you as a connection to money and/or power. You end up a soulless husk of a human being whose only goal in life is line go up.

And I can pop-in a thumb drive.

I never liked having to carry a bunch of shit around. Now i have a small device in my pocket with hundreds of CDs worth of capacity.

Look closer.

Just take out a 120 month loan.