I love this name so much.
To the moon and back, perhaps.

He’ll come back with XxRoboTaxi42069xX most assuredly.

Reciprocate.

Yeah, i really just need to accept that at this point it means “lmao that’s crazy” or just “lol true”.

Shit bothers me tho.

I’m sorry to hear that, that’s an awful situation to be in. I’m also not close with my parents because they say heinous shit that i can’t stand and support the red team and religion.
What a fucked up world we live in.

Chosen family > inherited family

Slides a $5 bill and smirks

Any time any user comments the word “based” to the most normal and reasonable shit ever.
Based has lost all meaning.

Sexist comment.

men* have made this so fucking difficult for men

FTFY

Found a new signup email account!

The Pillars, classy. 👌

Scavengers Reign

Pro tip btw:
You can’t hate yourself into being a better person (I’ve tried). All you can do is continue to show up with love and compassion and grow into who you want to be. Bonus if your partner actually cares and will join you in your journey.

A friend and i were once into each other from a distance and we had a thing where we sent each other “Throne Shots”. lol
Never had that with anyone else.

Enjoy this thought poison that’s been with me for a long time:

This is your reminder that the ‘park’ state of a transmission is just a small pawl that is pushed into one of the gears. On uneven surfaces and/or with sufficient force the pawl can simply slip off the gear (or just break) and allow the vehicle to roll.

With electronic parking brakes on modern cars, i wonder if they can’t be applied automagically after a few seconds of the vehicle being in park.

This is not an issue manual transmissions have, btw.

No, the catch is that it isn’t real.

@ me when it’s rolling off the production line.
Until then…

it will have
you will be able to

Hahaha relatable

lol you didn’t read the article

I’ve been barely eating anyway. Nobody would even notice.