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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!

    THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!

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        Reader’s digest. My parents kept them in the bathroom.

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      On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.

      Why tf are you having to pass time?

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        I guess I’m above average!

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        To pass log

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    That’s called “raw dogging”. Am I using it right?

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      YUH!

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        GUILLOTINE!

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      Bought this LP for $30 in 2012. Greatest investment I’ve ever made.

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    Nothing worse than being alone with your thoughts.

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    Hope you got a bottle of Dr. Bronners in there.

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      Moral ABCs never disappoint.

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    Nothing is more haunting than the sound of introspection while pooping.

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    People who use their phone on the toilet are gross to me. I put in wireless earbuds and listen to a podcast. Preferably one without ads so I don’t have to touch them until after I’ve washed my hands.

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    I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.

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    Why? I am done in five seconds. Must be all the olive oil. Takes longer to wipe…

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    Plan b: Can you still reach the bottle of shampoo?

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      i love reading random shampoo bottles

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    that’s why i keep two books in the bathroom. True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit by Shane Carley, and Brief Answers to Big Questions by Stephen Hawking. Perfect for reading ~10-20min at a time

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