Wait, you think governments propping up digital ID companies that are built purely for profit and have less understanding of cybersecurity than I do about day-to-day life on Pluto is a bad thing?

I still think the web took a wrong turn when NCSA Mosaic first stated supporting inline images.

Yeah. Obviously that’s what console.debug() is for.

Yes, yes, yes. It’s Ben Drowned Goldblum…

I am not afraid to add a layer of obscurity to any thread.

“Excuse me, do you have a copy of the Acme catalog?”

I’m looking forward to the nothingness, the first 14billion years was nice enough. It’s the time between everyday life and nothingness that worries me.

He’s our Beanfluencer

I never thought I’d live to see the day! One tall stack for borsois. One giant leap for pupperkind.

It’s what RFK Jr believes will sell Dr Oz’s / Director of HHS’s BS supplements.

For anyone curious, the brain worms have been whispering to Bobby again.

Getting ready for bed. Laying in which will make me too stiff and unconfortable to sleep without an NSAID (or sometimes a SAID) onboard.

The Union Jack boot-heel is a pretty big hint. I have kitchen ibuprofen and bathroom ibuprofen, does that count?

More like “Arse-isotle,” am I right?

Why aren’t you laughing? You know what, screw you guys!

I had one of the those Realistic radios (in yellow) 20 years after this was printed.

Schlitz and wood paneling, eh? Is that red bowl in back for keys?

Closest I could find is life.fish.vent in New Jersey

Paraffin is what happens when the parakeet and puffin get freaky with it. And of course “getting freaky with it” involves decomposing anaerobically for millions of years.

Is this from a list of Eleanor Shellstrop’s point calculations?

They denied it until the instant doing so was inconvenient to them.

I guess so.