i could tell you that without burning through a litre of water

i’m way too lazy to have alt accounts, just seems like a lot of work and i don’t even know what i’d use them for

They used to be an orderly, lawful kind, now they fell to the trap of internet fame

fair enough

because you expect it to taste like milk. try plant based milks without that thought in your head. it worked for me

i agree SatansMaggotyCumFart, consent is very important

bro, if we could edit the genes of foods to make them grow into huge sizes, i think we would hear from some scientific source that that’s now a possibility

to fill out the something somethings for the unaware audience -

if you get something into your bum fully, it’s very hard to get out on your own without hurting yourself, and your ass can suck that thing in in a second - so unless you’re an avid fan of going to a doctor to get something out of your butt, the object you’re penetrating yourself with has to have a flared base - that is a base at the bottom of the object much wider than what your ass can suck in, which will stop the thing from sliding in

honestly i don’t mind a bit of dirt with a touch of poop. if i myself pluck a carrot out of the ground - i’ll just wash it a bit and proceed to chomp

what i do mind is the number of hands and various containers the carrot goes through before it gets bought by me at a store. theoretically, nobody has to touch a carrot for it to appear in the store (harvested mechanically, transported in large quantities, thrown out of a box onto the store display), sure, but i’m not counting on that, nor am i counting on the fact they wash their hands properly

on one hand if you take the character of jesus as an individual with opinions he was very based

but on the other hand in the context of the bible - he is the incarnation-ish-thingy of the one who created and perpetuates a binary system of good and evil, and as a narcissistic judge, jury, and executioner to him being “good” includes in major part worshipping him and only him. which is not very based

so i pick hell out of spite

in a way i think yes. in the dark ages at least any insane cults and ideas couldn’t spread far. if your village or castle happened to have dark ages version of ben shapiro then his words aren’t going to go far (unless they infected the local ruler as well, and even then it’d still be contained within your area, or your country at worst). If you were on the receiving end of insanity you could always just kind of– pack up and move to another village, walk 30km away and you’re like a new man! Worst case scenario find your way to a port, fuck off to another country - passports or border control did not exist, passage was often granted for free to those able bodied that joined the crew for the voyage.

obviously i’m romanticising here a bit, modern medicine and technology makes day to day life easier. but it also makes other things much harder. our privacy is going extinct at an alarming rate, freedom of movement across borders belongs to distant memories of our great grandparents, (unless you’re french) your protests will be ignored and/or vilified, and if you dare care about other humans and speak up about it you can be labelled as a terrorist in some places

i do truly hope that those years of unrest aren’t here to stay…

butbutbut… i’m gen z and i use most of these regularly. does that make me ancient as well?

being an “average person” is incredibly uncommon, an average is not really a useful metric. if you have 1 & 100 the average is 50, even though it isn’t even one of the numbers in that set

ahhh, śmialiśmy się z ludzi z przeszłości, no bo jak to można wierzyć w potwory, czy tam kupować mosty które nie istnieją

no i kolejny rym historyczny - powrót do czasów gdzie nie można ufać rzeczom których się nie widzi na własne oczy

video games take a lot of time and effort to make, and i’m not that interested in making them

i can live with physical pain if it saves me from mental anguish

2, all the other ones can go to hell holy shit i’d cry if i had to eat with them (yes, i’m neurodivergent hello)

to add to the DIY section of your comment - air dry clay, a set of basic clay working tools, and a set of acrylic paints (+ varnish for the acrylics) could be very fun. cheap air dry clay is cheap (i’ve seen 1kg go for ~$3), a basic set of tools and paints also won’t break the bank, and it’s absolutely amazing fun!

even with 0 skill you can make nifty things - like minature foods (a blob? potato. cylinder? cucumber. ball? so many options here), simple figurines, animals, accessories for other things, candle holders - bascially, the only limit is your imagination.

though if you do think that’d be a good idea one word of warning - air dry clay is not food safe, any cups, plates, or dishes made with it can only ever be decorational. (the only clay you can eat off is the kind that you need to fire, glaze, and fire again at +900°C)

mechanical 3D wooden puzzles are great! and if you get some time to hang around it’d be an amazing bonding experience to build one together :) and if not, nudge your sibling/cousin to build it with her

is it then a double creampie or a sandwich pie?