Also, use a sharpie to black out the barcode and city, state, zip or you might end up with it back in your mailbox.

Religion is a scam; misguided at best and a predatory at worst.

How scandalous. I’m sure that the corporations are fighting at tooth and claw, of course.

It doesn’t matter. You’re there to learn, it’s not a social club. If it takes you a little longer to learn it, then so be it.

I’d love to see someone bounce of watermelon off the ground lol

I’m still wondering when American balkanization will happen. If WW3 isn’t in full swing yet by then, it will be afterwards.

Hold on, let me get my Anti-Sylvan Incendiary Flechette Device. It’s a shotgun that fires iron splinters coated in white phosphorous.

You don’t tiptoe with feets like them.

I’ve seen weirdly long feet, but this looks like he’s wearing giant fuzzy paw slippers. Bonkers. Good on you for adopting him, and choosing the best name lol

Probably for using the possessive instead of the plural for “cops” - wait, no, cops would never be that just. Never mind.

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If this picture is AI generated then I think we’ve found the one exception.

Otherwise, lol. Also how, why, where, and huh?

…somebody gets pregnant.

Teach him to do a tumble.

That one fry stuck in the fryer at the end of your fast food job shift.

That’s $10,000 if you can convince somebody that it’s actually Jesus.

The lung splinters build character.

For now. Let’s see what happens when it’s budget time again. They’ll probably bury it in there because we live in hell.

Dish is a revenge best taken out. Or something.

There is none. You get used to it.