Those of us who aren’t Team Orange or completely oblivious know, I think. An appalling number of people are completely disconnected from what’s happening, and a disgusting number either don’t care or love it.

I lost the last shred of faith I had in the American people with this election. I delight in the suffering of every shithead that either voted Trump, 3rd party, or not at all. ESPECIALLY the protest voters, conservative minorities, and rural idiots stupid enough to think Trump cared about them or was somehow a better because they didn’t like something the Biden administration did. My schadenfreude levels are hitting new, bitter peaks there.

Oh the executives will be fine. I already hate them, no worries.

Worse, it’s cruel indifference.

We know. Those of us who are paying attention, anyway.

Yes. Every unoccupied Tesla deserves a good, stiff… drink.

Most people are too ignorant, indifferent, and/or stupid to make that move.

Good. As shitty as they’ve been and as hostile as they’ve become to their own users, I’d live little more than watching the entire damned things crash and burn. More (but still not very) likely though is them desperately selling off before it completely self destructs. Of course if they do sell it, whoever they sell to will likely either make things worse or just shutter it. Most likely they’ll stay the course and continue hemorrhaging usefulness and thus popularity.

Any way you read the cards Reddit is in a tailspin that they seem unwilling to do what is necessary to pull out of. Which is to say, they’re too stubbornly idiotic to reverse their stupid, stupid changes and make a more open, user friendly, and community friendly platform. And I don’t see Spez being that smart.

Well it’s either that or we have to unplug it and plug it back in.

1 is already very similar to my pen of choice, and 2 used to be my pen of choice. So depending on how they feel, one of them.

If it’s a legitimate trap, I’ll start by escaping the house via the most expedient means, destructively if necessary.

Once in the maze I’ll utilize the right-hand rule (or left-hand, it literally doesn’t matter as long as you’re consistent about it) to find the exit. If no exit is able to be located, I’ll switch to an effort to find the beans to create an exit, or otherwise forcible escape the labyrinth’s perimeter.

Hypothesis: Conservatives will refuse to believe contradicting facts regardless of punishment.

Experiment: Use increasingly painful stimulus for negative reinforcement when subjects espouse harmful views, ie racism.

Okay, humorously…

Eating pizza with a fork. If you’re afraid of hot grease burning a trail down your arm, you don’t deserve to enjoy good pizza.

Reasonable exceptions for children and the disabled can be made.

But if you put ranch on it you should be thrown in Guantanamo Bay.

Man I just can’t get over all this free speech there is on Reddit. Just like how Twitter is legit America’s Town Hall, if you’re the “right kind” if American.

tHe bEsT PeOpLe

GOP: What if we used culture war as a way to shoot the economy in the balls?

Trump & Musk: Waaaaay ahead of ya!

I love how the government is now just assholes in a shitty group chat.

Democrat breaks laws; Republicans: 🤬💣🔥

Republican breaks laws; Republicans: 😊👍🌈

Yeah, look up Nixon and the “southern strategy.” Basically ask the religious nutjobs switched from Dem to Rep and flipped the roles of the parties. Now the Dems have drifted so far right that I call them Republicrats, except for the few progressives.

This spell has mixed results with my fiance; she LOVES cheese but is horribly allergic to it. Not life-threatening, but painfully bad.

Truly a horrid fate. But at least it’s better than Rap Hell.