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    Having a distinct trinity is one of the rare things that makes sense in mormonism. Also fun fact: they don’t really have a standard hell. Just a tiered heaven system with the lowest basically being earth. Apparently there’s a special place for mega fucked up people, but it’s more like a very elite hell.

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    And who will torture you for eternity? The thing I made who tried to overthrow me. But I knew about that already because I am omniscient and my plan is infallible, so I literally made a creature to try and overthrow me and fail, and then made them ugly and punished them for all of time.

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      infallible

      Hahahahaha. Christians wish the bible could be that consistent. He expressed regret many times throughout the bible. How does an unchanging being regret something when they not only knew exactly how it would play out, but even created all of the circumstances that lead to it? Sounds like things didn’t go how he planned it to.

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    “Abe, Abe. Kill your son.Just kill him man. Do it! Your God demands it, pussy! Do it!”

    “Oh myself! You were actually going to do it! Don’t be crazy I was joking!”

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      I’ve been thinking about that particular event. Leonard Cohen has a song about it as well that put me on this track.

      Now, as a historical fact, back in those days, sacrificing ones children was a not uncommon thing to do. The old testament god in several places tells the israelites NOT to put their children to the fire, as the term was. But if you read the texts you find that the israelites weren’t very good at following commands, and one could guess that god knew that.

      So he puts his favorite follower through the worst nightmare imaginable, demanding that he sacrifice his beloved son. Put him through the ringer, of doubt, despair, fear, and sorrow, let it sink in what it actually means to sacrifice a child. Then stop him. It’s basically show don’t tell. Put the experience of the evil of that action into his heart, and vaccinate him against such ideas. And while Abraham took that lesson to heart, I’m reasonably certain that Isaac took the lesson even more, and taught it well to all his descendants.

      Is it a shit thing to do? In one man’s perspective, yeah. But to set a people on a path away from human sacrifice, I’d say it wasn’t a very high price to pay.

      And that’s if you take the story and all literally. If you take it figuratively, as a demonstration of what is the path to goodness, to people in a bronze age culture, I’d say the story carries the message across exceptionally well.

      I’m a history teacher, and the first thing you learn is that history must be understood by its own time and standards, not by ours. The story of Isaac is a great example of what in our modern eyes is pure malice, but to its original culture it was a story that had the function of making a culture better.

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      God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son,”
      Abe said, “Man, you must be putting me on.”
      God said, “No”, Abe said, “What?”
      God said, "You can do what you want Abe, but
      Next time you see me coming, you’d better run"

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    I’ve always said it, but the Bible would honestly make a really good JRPG video game.

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    ok but hear me out - if you eat him/me and drink our blood then you will not die after you die but you’ll live. We’re made of bread. Also we are a throuple.

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    It all started when this dude Abraham fucked a goat and got dick rot. He couldnt bear the loss of his foreskin and took comfort in needlessly cutting the same off of helpless infants.

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    I always find it amusing that atheism is normally anti-christian first. Then, afterwards I have to amend it to, oh yeah, all religion is fucking stupid.

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      atheism is normally anti-christian first

      Source?

      There’s atheists all over the world with literally hundreds of Gods to not believe in. I guess Christianity is the most popular so it would have the most atheists though.

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      For me it was universal from the get go. My parents told me there’s a whole lot of religions all around the world and I thought “Well then all of them must be wrong.”

      It’s expressed as anti-Christianity because that’s the one that affects my daily life.

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        Exactly. I think you see a lot of antichristian stuff from the US because that’s the religion that affects them the most.

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          Yup, affects stem cell research, women’s rights, climate change, creationism … a lot of the US right wing is completely enamored with religion and controlled by it.

          If it the Judeo-Christian-Islamic religions didn’t have as big of an impact, there’d be more attention to Russell Brand’s weird cult and a lot of other crap.

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          It couldn’t possibly be the nutters took over the hero’s journey and made it about something else entirely by losing a bunch of books on purpose and taking everything literally.

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      All religion is dumb, but I was raised Christian, and it’s still the Christian God I’m shouting at when I hammer my thumb.

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        Trying to remove religious shit from your daily language is God damn difficult btw

        Like “thank God I got this thing today” or “oh my Fucking God this is so bad”

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      Because the atheists you see a lot in internet have grown up being brainwashed by Christian bullshit, it builds a special hatred.

      Don’t get me wrong I think most other religions are the exact same bullshit, but for Christianity I have deep hatred for

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      If you want to get technical, its the abrahamic god, and 2/3 of the worlds religions can trace their roots to the old testimate/torah. Having no horse in the race and throwing that line into a room of people with multiple faiths is a funny thing to watch them graple with.

      “Yall follow the same magic dude in the sky (he’s a dick) and read the same books with diffrent patch notes, stop being dicks to eachother”

      [Sits down in the corner with a bucket of popcorn]

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        Oh yeah, I once pointed it out to my deeply “christian” FIL and it was fun watching him boil inside and outside. We’re very Jewish friendly country in general so he didn’t care, but oh boy was it a hard pill to swallow with muslims.

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        The meme here is anti-christian. In this context it’s a narrow scope of atheism. It could’ve been posted by anyone from another religion and still work. We Western atheists are predominantly exposed to Christianity so it makes sense we use it as a default position of critique.

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      Not all religions are theistic. Buddhism is an atheistic religion, for example.

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      Of all the major organized religions I really think Islam is the most deserving of criticism. But it seems like a lot of “atheists” from the US were raised among Christians from whom they are rebelling. As part of this, they align themselves strongly with left/progressive ideals. Those same ideals are to be inclusive and tolerant of different people and cultures, which includes Islam. So opposing Islam goes against this, and likely aligns with the prejudices of those same Christian’s they hate so much.

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        I mean, look what Christians do in the US. I think it really depends on the region you live in. Here in Europe, the most immediate religious threat is probably islam, while in the US it’s definitely christians. And don’t be fooled into thinking they don’t try they shit here as well. A woman in Poland might have a very different opinion than me or you about what’s more immediate threat to her.

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    Ok he’s God, and Jesus, it means Jesus is his own father…

    …Jesus fucked his own mother.

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    *I killed Heime at 30 as a true test of faith because it would have been too easy to see my divine nature if I had remained at the age of perfection for centuries before giving myself as sacrifice.