Prehensile_cloaca

Those cracks are called skin fissures.

“But how will we keep our enormous administrative overhead to ourselves?”

It has been an extremely long year already

Other than perceptible hydration

If you click on the comic, it plays a specific Simon and Garfunkel song too

“Hey friend, go tell the humans the dish is empty.”

The grumpy owl, Archimedes, was my favorite

So, kevlar blankets?

The children yearn for constant gaslighting and terrorism?

Perhaps this person would be better employed as a tanker mate; that’s bang-on distribution to avoid hogging or sagging.

Waiting for ManGodot

Dude has a couch the same color as his skin.

The man in black fled across Mars, and the horse followed.

The running joke of him always losing at video games because he just does the same move again and again.

His entire relationship with Genos

Saitama is hilarious in the driest way possible, which is a humor that not everyone can appreciate

I suggested someone add an icon of torches and pitchforks to an email they were sending to company to complain.

Banned for inciting violence.

Oh for sure. It bothers me to see people holding cutlery like it’s their first day on Earth.

Tines down for holding meat to be sliced is when the palm gets in on the action. But that’s a whole different hand from the usual forking.

Why are you using your palm to use a utensil? It should be all fingers, somewhat like holding a pencil.

Put 5’s head on 2’s body

Why not simply work on training your dog to be less reactive?

See: Nicolae Ceaușescu’s Romania