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Nah, it’s outright planned control from the church. Without hellfire, you can’t scare the kiddos straight. The imagery really sells it. Better take little Stevie weekly to get brainwashed indoctrinated or they’ll turn out to be a godless heathen and burn for eternity.
The sad part is, I subconsciously use the religious versions when I’m trying to lighten it.
JESUS < FUCKING REALLY?
JESUS CHRIST < THIS IS FUCKING EXHAUSTING!
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST < I’m coming out the MOTHER FUCKING BOOTH!!!