You can’t be productive 72 hours a week. It’s idiotic.

I heard some phones enjoy it. Whether it’s true or not, I couldn’t say.

More like visicalc, really, but sc is close.

Depends where. In most European places, they’d get taken down immediately. Elsewhere, ymmv.

Why would you ever want to talk to your computer beyond the obvious “oh for fucksake, now what” and “shit, that shouldn’t happen”?

I’m here incognito.

Love it when the CTO is a guy who’s work experience was previously selling bikinis, but surely he’ll do fine managing the technical team.

Big government is oppressing small businesses again! Thanks Obama!

I thik a lot of the US stuff are things you have to grow with. If you taste them once you’re an adult, you see them for what they are and they’ll never work for you. Hershey and Oreo being the obvious examples for me.

That’s false advertising and might lead to prosecution.

It was supposed to help stop masturbation or something. Why it’s still a thing is a bit of a mystery, but then they’ve always been a bit odd over there.

I couldn’t have figured it out without you. I thought that they were boiled larvae.

They make a lot of noise and people can’t sleep at night, leading to general societal collapse.

My rule for appliances is that if it has recipes, it can directly fuck off.

“Knell”?

Wait, could you pop it?

Taps on top “this bad boy can kill so many Wi-Fi networks”

Nipples and foreskin must be removed at birth. To prevent mass hysteria.

Who’s the airline pilot?

"We need a manager to unlock the vibrator and butt plug cabinet in aisle 12, thank you "