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Because I’m broke AF.

As a member of the Yotsuba Executive, I have voted for trump…

for his name to be written in the Death Note by Kira.

“Death by choking on a Big Mac on live tv”

No Regrets.

“I like my government how I like my coffee”

Coffee goes in your mouth. This implies you want your government reaching inside you.

I use the default, because its the least likely to have issues, since its most close to the source code. Alternative front-ends are not made by the Lemmy devs so there could be compatibility issues.

Sibings? Lol I assumed the one on the right was the mother since it was bigger. 😅

I’m not interested in marriage. Never had any urges for sex, and never desired romantic relationships. I think I’m asexual/aromantic. My parents keep threatening to withhold any inheritances if I don’t get married. I’m like wtf, this is some medieval shit? Are their stuff like a kingdom? wtf is this BS? I guess I’m just not getting anything… 🤷‍♂️

But anyways, marriage is a formality, its mostly for legal rights and tax purposes.

If you two commit a crime together, you cant (in many jurisdictions) be compelled to testify against each other. So its a good idea if you wanna run a drug cartel.

I’m kidding 😁

But marriage is probably a good idea if you want children.

Just google “What are the benefits of marriage in [your jurisdiction]” and see if you like it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball

Soldiers makes jokes during WW2. Cheer up. Make jokes. Kill Nazis. Defend the US Constitution. Make America Nazi-Free Again!

Um… not sure about that.

I don’t like the government going down my throat… 😬

Nah, I rather keep it open on the forum, DMs feel awkward for me… (and being open on the forums might help others reading this thread too, who are also facing similar struggles)

What do you want to talk about? Got any cool TV Shows or Movies I can watch to feel better? I’m kinda bored and maybe some good content would cheer me up a bit. (I’m out of stuff to watch, nothing seems fun to me, I just watch random youtube videos right now)

Ah yes, the lovely child labor.

/s

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-529

Even assuming they recognize you citizenship and doesn’t outright try to (unlawfully) deport you, they could still seize your belongings, detain you for 48 hours, and potentially add you on a no-fly list. The executive branch actually has the authority to do those things, its just that past administrations weren’t this insane.

Better to just get a burner phone for traveling.

People under Capitalism: Oh no, our jobs are being automated. 😱😭

People under Socialism: Finally! Now that our jobs are being automated, I can chill and watch TV, maybe go on a vacation. 😎🏖🍺🎉🎊🎇🎆

_{(Btw, USSR/Russia and PRC are not socialist, don’t get confused)}

Lol I suspected its some form of image editing at first glance, comments confirmed my suspicions.

You need to adjust your sensitivity on your “sus meter”.

(Maybe I’m just overly skeptical of everything)

New Religion: Fascist-Buddhism

Goal: Genocide every other living creature to attain Human Dominance over the planet, in order to ensure every incarnation is in a human body. Wait, but aliens might exist. Therefore, it is our duty to eliminate all other species, throughout the entire universe. Heil Buddha!

For most unhealthy people, it is years and years of suffering from various ailments as soon as you get to a certain age.

I’ll execute plan B: KMS 🙃

The mythology of how it is supposed to work is that you get a mindwipe before the reincarnation.

And who said anything about being human again? You could also end up a roach that gets squished, then reborn as some insect that gets eaten, then reborn as a pet that gets abused… etc…

So yea, thanks Buddhists, I’m feeling wonderful 🫠 (sarcasm)

There is no afterlife, no nirvana, no reincarnation

Even better. Stop stuffering.

Seriously, is it suspicious to have none?

https://apnews.com/article/social-media-immigration-applicants-handles-dhs-f67b480abebff7e451056be17572593d