To be clear: There is nothing wrong with getting your suck on so long as all parties involved consent
(also shamelessly stolen from Strike at resetera)
Absolute historical fact: Trump’s (and Roger Stone’s) political mentor was the psychopathic mob lawyer Roy Cohn, who died of AIDS in the 90s, denying he was gay to very end. One Republican leader said that Cohn wasn’t gay, he just enjoyed sexually dominating young blonde men. Apparently that isn’t gay in MAGA circles. Whatever you have to tell yourself…
Anyway, it should be noted that when Trump and Roger Stone were under Cohn’s mentorship, they were both young blonde men.
Look at her face. I don’t even have to know what he is saying to know that it was wildly inappropriate, but he thought it was really clever, and demonstrated how roguishly charming he is.
Now it all makes sense. He’s frikn gay. Trump is gay. He is into theatre, that’s why he’s always so performative. He is distant to Melania not because he’s an old weirdo but because he’s just not into her. He talks weird about women because he thinks that straight men talk like this as this was the tone in his circle. His attitude towards autocrats is because he is a bottom. It all just makes sense. Why didn’t it come to me earlier
Remember Captains Holt from Brooklyn 99? He was gay, but when he was undercover as a straight man, he’d say all sort of hilarious stuff to prove that he has no idea what men find attractive about women.
Holt was always focused on their “heavy” breasts.
Nothing wrong with a good heavy breast.
He’s not gay he’s just very bisexual. And his preference in women is Young and underage and probably prepubescent. Something resembling a male but that he can stick his dick into. And who knows maybe his dick doesn’t even fucking work and he just wants to play other ways. Either way Donald j Trump current president of the United States and self avowed best friend of Jeffrey r Epstein is a child rapist.
Tell that to the abused underaged girls, I guess?
There are rumors about him sexually abusing young boys as well
i’ve never known a straight man to wear that much makeup
I think he’s great he’s gay I just wish he wasn’t a dictator piece of shit.
Okay I’m drawing a blank on this, who is she?
Edit: Jesus what’s with the downvotes? You guys do realise that not everything revolves around US politics and not everyone will be familiar with every single “famous” person you consider well known?
Well known throat goat Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan, President Ronald Reagan’s wife. She had a Hollywood reputation for being the GOAT for blowjobs.
Thanks, now that’s in my search history
https://www.vice.com/en/article/nancy-reagan-throat-goat-mgm-lot-hollywood-blowjobs-twitter/
Nancy Reagan and throat GOAT were not words I’d imagine I would ever see next to each other.
Former first lady of the U.S., Nancy Reagan
Gabourey Sidibe, I think. Or Nancy Reagan. One of the two.
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Trump has met every president since Nixon except for Ford. The US has been treating this wretched excuse for a human being like royalty his whole life.
you don’t piss off your supplier
The Men Who Rent Their Throats
Who are these people? This one is going over my head.
- Donald Trump (Blue suit; sitting US President)
- Nancy Reagan (Pink dress; former US First Lady)
It is alleged that in her day Nancy enjoyed giving head. Nacent revelations allege that Donald sucked off “Bubba” (presumably Bill Clinton, former US president) and that Putin has pics.
What the almighty fuck.
The least plausible thing about this is that Putin has been able to keep his mouth shut about it.
Putin is a master blackmailer, from all accounts. There’s even a specific word in Russian for it, “kompromat”.
I’m pretty sure he knows how to keep a secret, especially when he’s able to use that secret to destroy US democracy.
Putin was literally a KGB spy before he went into politics, he knows how to keep a secret or two. He’s an awful human being but he’s not a complete idiot, that’s OUR dictator’s job
Putin can talk to Trump about it when Trump gets a little too out of line.
Like that time they met with no translators, or the other time when Trump literally ate the notes from the meeting.
The Putin part might have been an inside joke if they were aware of some blackmail. Then again, if he’s blackmailing people… he’d have to be quiet about it… and it sure as hell appeared he had some kind of leverage on Trump around his rise to the presidency, we just all assumed it was russian tampering.
Yeah, but imagine in 2016 claiming that the reason trump bows down to putin is because he has pics of trump sucking clintons dick.
Do you have any idea how crazy that would sound, even yesterday? In 2016 you’d just have your post deleted for spreading false info.
Except, it wouldn’t have been false.
Shit. Can you imagine half the bingo carts we’ve seen since then?
I mean, you’re in the 80s and 90s and 00s, we were all blabbering on oh this would never fly back then. Yada yada, but since COVID… It just seems there’s been a never ending stream of what the actual fuck.
The first Tyson-zoned POTUS.
Not joining in with the actual reality here, because i struggle telling jokes and plants from truth, so whatever, but :
If you release your blackmail material, you no longer have any control over the person youre blackmailing.
Why? Trump has been enabling Putin as long as he’s been in office.
Nacent revelations allege that Donald sucked off “Bubba” (presumably Bill Clinton, former US president) and that Putin has pics.
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What…?
Mark is Jeffrey Epstein’s brother. This is an email from Mark to Jeffrey about Trump blowing someone called “Bubba.” One of the nicknames Bill Clinton used was “Bubba.”
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What…?
It has indeed been an amazing news day.
My bingo card says Bubba was someone else, but not any less creepy and it being Clinton does make this the greatest timeline for now.
FYI, Bubba is predominantly/originally an African American nickname, originating in creole/mixed black communities of Louisiana meaning Brother, though there was widespread “cultural appropriation” in white south. So 50/50 on race if its not Clinton, but 90/10 on black or redneck vs Clinton.
Having a great uncle Bubba myself whose real name was something word out of Dukes of Hazard, you’re definitely not wrong.
I saw someone on here say that their theory is that bubba is a dog. 🤮
Hide yo husbands, hide yo pets, hide yo kids. He be blowin everybody!
Thank you!
So wouldn’t a picture of Trump with Monica Lewiński make more sense?
It’s a play on the “Nancy Regan was the OG throat goat” thing
The “Warner Bros. parking lot demon” herself
I don’t know about “more.” It would still make sense, but Nancy’s head game was not an all together foreign concept.
I’m guessing this picture was chosen for the “Game recognize Game” meme more because it’s easier to find than a photo of Trump with Monica.
Oh fuck that took me a second
And are of consenting age.
NO WAY! 🤣 How did you know they met?
When did Trump start bleaching his hair?
Is it gay to blow Nancy Regan? I don’t really get any references to the text, other than the look on her face could be “you’re gonna be giving me head soon”.
