Maybe because I’m high, but you just made me ugly laugh on the bus. I just saw fireworks. And now I’m remembering that plan I had to go back to the early 90s, and buy stock in yahoo. But through a telephone error, I ended up buying cases of yoohoo instead. Still worth it. I got to go back in time and see a micheal jackson concert when he was still black, and a Nirvana concert back before they were heard of.
Still though…to be a billionaire.
Is this why we can’t see John Cena? He’s a ghost who died as a horny teenager in puberty?
for example with doggy.
Poor doggy. That’s not what they meant by “give a dog a bone”!
Ugh. You’re not even paying attention! She said she DOESN’T flub the big ones! She likes the average ones!
…wait, like 1 continuous penis? How big is this bridge, and what did that guy EAT???
Well, I mean that was proven in the prohibition era. Alcohol was illegal, and thus you could be arrested for having it.
And yet, the task force to enforce these rules was like 1 agent per every 500,000 citizens. So “super secret” speakeasies were EVERYWHERE in those days. So common that drunks would knock on random peoples doors, and home owners would instinctively yell “THIS ISN’T A SPEAKEASY!!!” and the drunk would go knock on the next door. It was said you only had to knock on 20-30 doors depending on the city, before you happened upon a secret speakeasy.
The head of the task force said New Orleans was the easiest to find alcohol, having just flown into the airport, he said it took about 30 seconds before he got into a cab, and was IMMEDIATELY offered booze.
If a law is a law, but it’s not being enforced, is it really a law?
Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!
If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis’s to all men if elected, she would be president right now.
Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren’t worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn’t even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren’t big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.
And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they’d just stop having sex.
And guys would STILL keep growing.
But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.
The 2nd and 3rd pictures could be Halloween themed!
Unclear if “former cat” means foster sucsess, or if this is an old video, and Lilly has passed away.
…or maybe 3rd option, somebody stole the cat. I’d steal this cat. There is a non-zero chance that this cat was stolen.
Google: “Meh. Cost of doing business. We’re certainly not going to stop or anything…”
Yes. Same thing, probably different models.
I thought wifi was on 2.4ghz, and the new ones were on 5ghz?
All I get is an error when clicking those links.
Is that why you hate the internet?
My button is broken.
are people using their brains or what?
What? No. Seriously, are you new here? And by here I mean Earth.
I see idiots all around me. Everybody only interested in advancing themselves. But if we advanced the group, it would be better for EVERYBODY.
But we as a species are too stupid to build a society that benefits everybody.
So no. No brain use here.
That’s what I’m doing. That and screaming into a pillow most nights.
So uh…when are we fighting? Because so far all I’ve seen is an elite class that shits on the rest of us, and the rest of us take it.
Except Luigi. All praise Luigi.
You’re thinking of a train, which would be terribly inefficient if it had to drive 30 feet, stop, drive 30 feet, stop. Drive 30 feet, stop.
Would be much better if they weren’t connected, and instead stopped at timed intervals, with a printed schedule to let you know what time to be there.
You know…like a bus.
He’s not OP. He’s just another person…