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  • The weird dude from Limp Bizkit? You know Fred Durst was also in that band, right? You can’t just say “the weird one” with this band. Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

    Oh hell. PerWee Herman joined for a brief spell for about 2 weeks on their live tour in 2004 when Durst was sick.

    I mean, I made that last part up, but you just checked wikipedia, didn’t you? I mean living in 2025, no claim is too absurd to be real. We live in the dumbest timeline.
















  • I had a kidney stone once. Too big to pee out. So the doctors shoved a laser up my dick and turned my insides into star wars.

    If the aliens didn’t want to destroy the kidney stone, just extract it, I understand why he’s not talking.

    He’s just imagining the medical bill that they had to recruit specialists from another GALAXY??? DUDE!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAR OUTSIDE YOUR NETWORK THEY ARE???