if inflation were 0% for a few decades

“You obviously know nothing of how the real world works.”

Was going to type a whole bullshit essay with random made up stats and facts to make your idle question look malicious and uninformed, but I just cant be arsed. Can we just pretend I was a cunt for mild chuckles?

Was it Stimulation clicker?

Bojack Horseman did this kind of thing with Chicken 4 Dayz, just look how uncomfortable chicken-wife is about this whole thing.

I have no idea sorry, I just now figured out how to put them on other people

They have the tag ball fondler on mine too now. Just to test the feature and see how it works.

That’ll give me a chuckle in a few weeks when I bump into them again.

I assumed the quote in the article was a man talking about his woman would think he’s cheating.

MMOs mostly, Rappelz I spent the most time in. I noticed it a lot in Destiny raids too though.

I almost never partied up in competitive games. You only get to get a team wanting to stay together after you have a really good game, and thats only ever because the enemy team sucked. As soon as you come up against a team better than the one you built your fairweather friends turn nasty.

We believe them, we just need to prove it.

People believe in magic sky daddy, im still waiting for proof there too. To be clear, if proof appears im obeying sky daddy so hard.

I used to hate when a woman would join our party, because suddenly all the men would be trying to knock eachother down and act up to impress her, and whatever happy little unity we had would crumble quickly.

No fault of the woman’s, she just wants to play the game like the rest of us, but as soon as I hear a girls voice I groan inside and “oh here we fucking go”

I want to visit America one time just for the food. I keep hearing from American TV about twinkies and red vines and all kinds of stuff, then I try them whenever I get a chance here in the UK and theyre so bad. I need to know for sure whether we’re getting a version that conforms to our food laws and they lose a lot in the process or if theyre really that terrible.

Nobody said anything about stopping honking.

Honk

The off-brand KFC run by people who barely speak English. Sometimes it’s food poisoning but usually its the best chicken I’ve ever tasted.

I feel you. Ive been maybe tomorrow for about 5 years at this point.

But it ain’t tomorrow.

There’s always the molotov.

Thats how santa sees you when youre sleeping.

20 years later I still remember this infuriating customer exchange at mcdonalds. Customer asks for a plain cheeseburger. Bearing in mind that a cheeseburger is 10p more than a hamburger.

“Is that a cheeseburger or a hamburger?” “Just a plain cheeseburger with nothing on it” “OK”.

Customer comes back 10 minutes later

“there’s cheese on that I said nothing on it” “So a hamburger instead” “No just a fucking cheeseburger with nothing on it no cheese either are you fucking stupid no fucking wonder you work at mcdonakds you thick fucking prick are you being fucking cheeky?”

My friends. The burger the customer left with was not as plain as it looked.

Easily fixed with a screenshot of a faked Elon tweet about Eth being so undervalued right now.

Drop that shit on r/wallstreetbets and sell about 30 minutes later.

While youre at it could you whip me up a post-scarcity fully-automated utopia real quick?

Yeah you can see that with trans people. They’ve always been in kind of danger, and the easy target for the butt of a joke, but they’ve become a political target seemingly out of nowhere.