Are you going to post the joke?

Please clarify. I’m confused as headphones won’t change your skull shape, as far as I know.

My son was 3 or 4 and called Philthy Phil Philanthropist by NOFX the ‘Bleugh’ song.

What the title says doesn’t make sense! Divers?

Zero.

Cheetara from Thundercats.

You should not do whatever you’re thinking of doing.

People being nice to you only if you provide a benefit to them is certainly not something I’ve experienced in general. Sounds like this person knows lots of assholes.

Percentage is an odd way to measure it. I’m sure I’ve met thousands of people but would know scores who would rush me to hospital if I needed it as per your example. Still a pretty small percentage.

Depends what you’re waiting on, what you’re doing while you’re waiting, and how long you’re waiting.

Kill motherfucking Depeche mode

Sweet. Keep going. You’re winning, I think.

Google says the longest cited Finnish word is “lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas,” meaning “airplane jet turbine engine auxiliary mechanic non-commissioned officer student.” Can you make one longer?

Sounds like the way the US is going to me.

Bitching about a shitpost? Wise up.

We’re not flummoxed. We’re simply emotional and empathetic. We don’t want people (or pets) we know and love to die, because we miss them. We can also see that, for example, a child getting murdered is an awful thing, less awful than someone dying in their bed of old age, but both are dead, and we will either miss them if we knew them as they were big parts of our lives, or we can empathize with the people who did know them even if we didn’t, as we know how it feels to lose someone. People who were always in our lives, who we cared for and lived with, but are suddenly not will leave a gaping hole. It would be inhuman to not feel these things.

What size are we talking here? Looks like a pebble to me, fucker.

One really stupid quote that I think is his, about how people will run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. Of course they do, Charles. Wildly different situations with water being the only link.

No.

Go away, and take your ad with you.