I think You’ve only ever heard of a self checkout, not really seen one in real life.

Self checkouts have no downsides.

Shouldn’t that be Ivanka?

Pineapple is crunchy. That’s why it fits on pizza. In my opinion at least.

I’ve never eaten kiwi, so I don’t know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.

Nah, man. Pickles are an established thing on pizza. At least in my parts of the world. Try a pizza with kielbasa, onions and pickles if You get the chance.

I forgot, that there is a scene like that in Dr. Strangelove.

He has to hold his right arm down so it doesn’t sutomatically pop up.

Oh how the turn tables.

Holy fuck, they had to haul them in in a semi-trailer.

How do You know what Your grandmas ash tastes like?

This isn’t a meme, it’s just stating the facts.

There is no way i would fall asleep like this. I’m a, sleep on the side, hugging a pillow person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAWdljhD5o

It’s not the same, but 2 girls wrestling while wet is also fun to watch.

He’s playing “Custer’s Revenge”. Too raunchy to show.

“Red Hot Mamma”. So MILFs were already a thing in the 1940s.

We all have that one porn video.

The smile isn’t creepy enough.

Just shield Yourselves with children, You don’t care about them anyway.

I’m pretty sure these are Spice Girls but I don’t get the ibuprofen part.