• frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io
    94·
    5 days ago

    Does he actually fuck anyone? I thought most of his creepy harem conceived by IVF or IUI because he finds women repugnant but necessary for breeding.

    • NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip
      441·
      5 days ago

      While it amuses me greatly to think his dick is disfigured from a botched surgery and he is in constant pain and embarrassment, the reality is likely that…

      There are two broad ways to have sex. The first is to actually engage with the other person and have some fun. The other is to pump until you nut and then move on because you just care about saying you had sex.

      Many chud adjacent white males do the latter. They just care about saying they had sex and care so little about the other person’s pleasure that they don’t even care about their own. Many are also taught to consider pleasure to be a sin but… talk to some sex workers. It is more likely just varying levels of sociopathy.

      So under those circumstances? I could see a world in which they banged solely for the cuckolding aspect. Just like the flight attendants he allegedly sexually assaulted and had to pay off. But the vast majority of the women he “sleeps with” are going to be a case of jizzing into a test tube and telling them to get IVF because his goal is just breeding and banging would take up time that could otherwise be spent snorting ketamine. And when he DOES want to get his rocks off, he can just exploit some rando around him because it doesn’t matter who does it so long as someone does.

  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
    39·
    5 days ago

    You don’t call a guy a “sexual matador” if he’s not a cuck. (He’s “dodging the bull.”)

    I’d put $10 on Steven Miller being a virgin who has always just watched girlfriends getting fucked by other guys. Mostly because it would be worth $10 just to have him prove otherwise, ideally in the most technical sense (“I don’t watch, I jerk off as the girl tells me about it later.”)

  • CubitOom@infosec.pubEnglish
    29·
    5 days ago

    I’m not normally one to kink shame…but assuming his dick works and that the rumors are true, Stephen Miller’s wife seems to be into literally fucking Nazis.

    • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip
      2·
      4 days ago

      I wouldn’t shame larp-nazi-fucking either because that’s a kink and I sure as hell am not in the position to pass judgment. But this lady ain’t larping, she seems to be into the real thing. And I’m more than willing to shame actual nazi fucking because those people shouldn’t breed at all. Or even fucking exist at all, actually.

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    4 days ago

    Isn’t there a thing about Elon Musk having a weird penis? It does feel intuitively correct, anyway. Also, we know Trump has a weird, small, deformed penis. It’s a pretty safe bet that the unifying thread amongst all these fragile fascist types is tiny, weirdly misshapen penii.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    9·
    4 days ago

    I’ve heard Stephen Miller is a sexual matador.

    I take that to mean that he’s in the ring, but he’s not the bull.

    Which, to be clear, I have zero problem with - I’m not here to kink shame. But I am here to kink shame fascists, because their theatrical yet fragile snowflake masculinity is so, so easy to troll on.

    • diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf
      4·
      4 days ago

      Or that he plays games to frustrate and infuriate her, before killing her libido entirely like the Matador does while in the ring with a bull.