He’s at least as fit and young a Roger Moore was…

Papa Bear, don’t read scary stories before bed!

“What’s up, chat? Y’all ready for some more GTA Online? Oh hey, thanks for the bits!”

Thick thighs save lives damn souls.

I LOVE the tortitude!

What would a priest want with warm, wet bread?

… forget I asked that.

🎶 “A true function’s what I’m thinking of, you wouldn’t get this from any other Y.” 🎶

Walk then 🤨

First my dog, now this book, geez I’ll get to it when I get to it, okay?

“I’ll make certain of it.”

*drops a smoke bomb and disappears*

Credit where it’s due though: Karen’s got a pretty sweet flip 'do going on.

It’s evil Peter Garrett!

Hell runs FreeBSD.

Run a line and get this man some saline, stat!

I don’t think Matt Bors uses AI to make art.

Oh thank god :3

I don’t… think so.

I mean, she’d have to tell me if I was a cat, right?

“Now that I’m done being baffled by an ordinary name, it’s about time for me to go vote in a major election!”

OMG I just realized that this is how my therapist talks to me.