You can filter it out if you want. Whenever I read it I get warm fuzzies. It helps me cope.

When a program starts responding after you start typing “sudo kill -9 …”

FTFY

It’d be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.

Bullet resistant* vest

Skype is what I usually use to video chat with them but I recently got my mom to download Signal, which is nice

Thanks for posting, I just uninstalled

They have an app

If you’re trying to make a joke then I don’t get it

2 beers does not make one an alcoholic. 20 beers? Maybe.

A bigger gun.

You’re a good human

That’s double plus ungood

We’re censoring “nazi” now?

If HP does anything with that IP they will 110% find a way to make it even worse.

Would swipe right

The 2nd most recent attempted assassination was by a Republican. Also democrats join the military too.

Fuck around = laying off many thousands of combat veterans

Find out = creating a small army of combat-trained Luigis

Pretty sure the cybertruck was his idea. I don’t think any real engineer would create something like that.

That could mean 2 things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My landlord