Unfortunately it’s never aliens.

I always assume any UAP are just some military tech or misinterpreted data. Would be nice if it were aliens though lol

I know it’s a bit cliche, but seriously even though this article is full of important insights it can literally be distilled into: Capitalist greed.

If you have no connection to another country, you probably need an advanced degree (preferably in an in demand field), a significant savings account balance, and a job offer or proof that you could obtain one fairly quickly. Even then it’s not a guarantee.

This is what kills me… I’m a worthless factory schmuck so I’m stuck in this shithole country :(

Call a fascist a fascist: you’re ruining the meaning of the word! It doesn’t even apply!

Call bike lanes communist: yes yes very smart and true!

“And that’s how you got your name, McChicken.”

My body doesn’t let me do drugs anymore lol everything gives me panic attacks that feel like heart attacks now

“I’d really like to, but I watched the other video and I’d be worried about what the mole people will do to my dick if I stick it in your moon.”

“I wonder why aliens never show themselves to us?! Come in peace!”

…yeah.

Putting aside the insanely vast distances needed to reach us, we can’t even stop killing each other. Why the hell would another intelligent life form want to come here? All we do is kill each other, rob each other, exploit each other. Wonderful societies we have going for us.

The average American worker needs to work 2.8 jobs to afford rent in most major cities, according to the National Low Income Housing Coalition.

Not even a “normal” fulfilling life and it requires 2 incomes. No house, no family, no savings, definitely not on a single income. I’m rapidly approaching 40 and have been single for a decade now so a happy relationship and 2 incomes in my life is about as likely to be a thing as unicorns are. Then COVID comes around, kills millions and destroyed the housing market so I’ve completely gave up on the idea that I’ll ever own a home.

“Retirement” for me is a shotgun sandwich deep in the woods somewhere I won’t be found.

Ahh the American dream.

He’s wearing the safety glasses so he’s fine… You guys obviously have never done any sort of construction. Safety glasses make your whole body safe otherwise they wouldn’t call them safety glasses duhhhhh.

Ahhh that would make sense then as I always used whole milk. I’ll take your word for it, I don’t need to taste that! lol

It never went away for me, I just make it myself!

I’ll have like 1/4 glass of milk and add chocolate syrup then as I mix that I add seltzer and if stirring correctly it won’t fizz up. I know people say adding the acidity of seltzer spoils the milk, but I’ve never noticed it when I make it.

Sweet and savory is an amazing combination, I’m also a fan of sweet and salty. I loveeeee me some dark chocolate covered pretzels

Pineapple is a legitimate pizza topping lol

My favorite kind of joke! One that inspires an audible groan, or better yet a palm to the forehead lol

I’m just concerned the media landscape is so different now that we don’t have enough people living in the “same reality” to really ensure that. Hope you’re right though. Unfortunately no matter what I think we’re going to have to go through the worst of it before anything can change. :/

This is what has me so depressed. This is a forever thing. They lost there for now, but they’re just going to get better at their manipulation as “they” have globally. Reich wing asshole billionaires have been solidifying control of all major media. It’s only a matter of time when fascism runs most major countries. :(

My Honda: best I can do is 2 weeks lol

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Sad high five indeed lol

I never hit snooze. I get up once my alarm goes off.

Probably helps that I sleep like absolute shit and was already tossing and turning anyway lol