PROVE ME WRONG, LIBTARDS 🤪

Marksman:

well, okay, if you insist

This is the dumbest fucking timeline, but the silver lining is that if you’ve got a really dark sense of humor, there are a lot of moments that are deeply hilarious

They’re Hugo Boss, if you want to know

Good ol’ Carotid Artery Charlie

Good ol’ Carotid Artery Charlie

Ngl, the fact that a 9/11’s worth of people were dying every fucking day, just in the US, during the peak of Covid, and one entire fucking half of our country was just shitposting and TRYING to spread it more entirely reframed 9/11 for me. Before, it was A Serious Thing. Now… well, I have put on my absurdism glasses.

Yeah - however long it took OP to make the meme is the appropriate amount of time

Good ol’ Carotid Artery Charlie

If violence isn’t working, you’re not using enough violence.

shot; dies

Narrator:

the violence worked.

Oh hi. So how are you holding up?

Because I’m a potato.

The Cave Johnson narration is just 👨‍🍳 💋

I still speak a reasonable amount of Japanese, and am familiar with the social norms. I think I would be fine, despite being white as a picket fence.

That’s not to say I am dismissing the xenophobia - it’s real, and it’s one of the aspects of Japanese society that troubles me the most, in a general sense.

To expand on the “illegal content” thread: talk to ANY lemmy instance admin about the shit that has to be done to keep it clean of CSAM.

Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯

We need that, and healthcare that isn’t tied to our jobs, because that significantly entrenches the whole wage slavery thing.

If Europe goes to fash, my options narrow to Japan or SK or A/NZ, and none of those have the same geopolitical weight as the EU.

The EU is, IMO, the last best hope for democracy in the world these days, in the context of a geopolitically significant polity that is (mostly) cohesive.

And I hope that statement ages like wine, not milk (or, like the B5 S3 intro)

As an American, please enthusiastically tell any American that tries to do this to fuck all the way off and go back to our own shitty country. I don’t want us fucking up your continent too.

Also insane because I’m willing to bet she grew up and went to school in the era before we militarized our schools

As an American, I would like to apologize profusely for the rank idiocy of my fellow citizens.

Who the fuck emigrates to Europe as a hardcore American fascist? Seriously? What the actual fuck?