can we just drop this and move on?

Ok genuinely whoever came up with that sticker is just… painfully, woefully naïve

It’s called a “surprise filling” 😏

It’s pretty funny that they’re all like “ooooo that explosion was so mysterious, what a mystery” and… like… it’s literally a factory for creating high explosives and putting them into devices that are designed to explode

if only there were some alternatives

Hahaha this is fine, I am fine with this, what could possibly go wrong

It’s also crucial to point out that the chain of custody of “his backpack” was utterly fucked - the cop in question apparently started searching the bag at the McD’s, then just chucked it in her car, drove back to the station, and “continued the search there”. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Combine this with how DESPERATELY they tried to portray him as a super dangerous criminal, as well as how some of the surveillance footage of him is like… kinda obviously not him, and I’m extremely suspicious that he was just a guy who fit the description and they pinned it on him.

But also, even if he actually did it, if I were on the jury, I’d vote to acquit.

My Reuben brother 🤝😤

Shakshukaius

Idk that’s kinda cool actually

It’s easy - ISPs just bribed the people running the FCC now (because that’s become an ok thing to do), and the FCC turns around and says “yep sounds good”

Ok welp that’s enough internet for today.

Must have rolled the windshield down too

So she’s saying that the work week should

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Finnish early

I’ve heard Stephen Miller is a sexual matador.

I take that to mean that he’s in the ring, but he’s not the bull.

Which, to be clear, I have zero problem with - I’m not here to kink shame. But I am here to kink shame fascists, because their theatrical yet fragile snowflake masculinity is so, so easy to troll on.

As a side note, I’m skeptical that a shrimp could fry rice, or anything else for that matter, since they have pretty tiny hands and probably would have a great deal of trouble gripping cooking utensils or the handle of the pan

Yeah he probably forgot what he was talking about because he left his nips somewhere and he’s starting to get the shakes

Though this is technically not a shitpost I suppose, I’m curious why youre getting downvoted

Woooooo corporate consolidation 🫠

You can also enter a birthdate of today, which they can’t legally create a cloud account for, and proceed with install

I’ll just leave this here