“Reaction videos” are already too common.

Yeah, mine also don’t resemble any pics online.
I’m a PC enthusiast, not a server sysadmin (I don’t have the money for a work-suit).

[the audience gets served fresh spring rolls]

… it doesn’t way where or how you have to wear it tho.

Do it your own way, make it a bit weird, fight the oppression without excluding yourself, live a little.

Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.

And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”

Other people in the restaurant?

Me asking the delivery person to “feed” them to me?

One too many springs in my bum causes me to bounce?

Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else …

Do they expect Assy McGee to starve??

Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can now inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.

They try to be a pain in your ass to keep the country safe!
You sure can’t plug them away!

(Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)

Doesn’t matter, big steppy is big steppy.

Success might be a guillotine, a portal, or both.

No AI, just text added onto a photo.

It’s in the famous Hagia Sophia:

And this was a famous kitty called Gli:

Jup, that was why I initially noted the image too, like, I want it make sense & be funny … then when I understood what was going on I just realised, in a sense, we are all goose-stretch-big-stepping in front of the guillotine of life (that is a portal). In our own stupid little way.

Me just being non-Scottish minding my non-Scottish business when ‘they’ suddenly ‘force’ a nice kilt on my ass … by the way of me noticing a kilt & thinking to myself ‘huh, that looks kinda nice’ and then eventually getting one for myself: “How dare they??”

“Mom, dad, I’m Scottish.”

“Yes, lad, you deserve to be free too.”

“Where are all the 'boo’s??”

Suddenly the crowd starts booing the contestant & the boo & the bees mix together on stage exciting everyone.

… imagine edging Karl … by showing him how we are giving lemons to our own lives.

Poop bucket with auto-wipe.