Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.

Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian

THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

thx bro

i’ll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I’ll message you.

Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.

thanks bro

Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

He’s holding it upside down

I’d be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive

3==>,

Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

Thanks bro.