We had the Palpatine Pope, now we get the Sheev Pope.

this isn’t the sesame street thread

When compared to any accent other than their own.

this is how I find out.

I live in a country with two plug types and actually have to use a fuckload of converters

It’s the “universal English accent” in a sense.

… for American English

“I was unemployed”

• Why?
• Can they not even keep a job?

“I took a sabbatical”

• Mysterious
• Arousing
• Shows off the size of your enormous sack

EDIT : When I took my sabbatical and I was dating at the same time, instead of being seen as a scruffy bum it actually did give an air of mystique, since most people at that age were not doing things like that.

Mike and Nike are pronounced similarly

I think historical, and the seriousness of it (guillotines, etc)

why are the sfx in cyrillic?

Been so long since I last saw this ancient meme

yeah

Fair point, but how does it reconcile that 11 and 12 comes before 2?

it doesn’t, it reconciles that 02 comes before 11

garbage in, garbage out

After all, Obama ate a hot dog with Dijon fucking mustard.

right, then what if you could sync any bluetooth headphones to the case? mind blown

edit : or if it had a 3.5mm jack, so you could use wired headphones too? amazing. in fact, what if it also took AA batteries for emergencies?

leaving no need to carry your $1000 phone on a run.

my brother in christ it’s called an MP3 player.

now this is stupid AI use for shitposts. you could have just used a picture of pope francis instead of “generic bishop”

JFC, first Liz truss meets The Queen before she dies, now JD Vance is at it too?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-66744659

https://apnews.com/article/pope-vance-us-migration-c9fc577cabff138de7bd8026133994fc

EDIT : someone beat me to it https://lemmy.world/post/28511386?scrollToComments=true

It was a tagline somewhere on 4chan.