Dont forget that time the hurricane hit Tennessee and it fucking flooded the mountains

Everything is totally normal

Max from the goofy movie. Started a life long love of stoner burnouts that has continued to hurt me to this day

While this is funny as hell (and likely fake, because everything on the Internet is fake, and probably gay), it’s a good reminder of just how incredibly fucking not-what-you’d-expect of the shit hits the fan civil war wise. Farmers with drones and some fertilizers can really fuck some shit up

Not just Christian, not all of us believe in an antichrist. Even among biblical literalists it’s not 100%. Rapture, too. I don’t believe in either

Depends on what I’m doing with it. If it’s something I’m going to be draining anyway, like making a cheese or a thick sauce, or in going to be drying it out, like with a baked yogurt chicken, then I’m gonna pour it out (probably into a jar to save for cooking with), if I’m just having, like, some fruit and yogurt, or making a smoothie, then I’m mixing it back in

I’ve got a good friend who played D&D with us a couple times and found out real quick that not all friend groups are okay with overlapping. It was awful

I feel ya. Same way

Years and years ago, I was really active on a forum, and one of the members did this world trip, couch surfing with different members of the forum and seeing the world. She and I weren’t good friends. In fact, she irritated me a bit, nothing in particular, just… Didn’t vibe. At all. But a leg of her trip was taking through my state, and she needed a place to crash, so I said fuck it, sure.

She stayed with her best friend from the forum in Boston, and it was a complete bust. They didn’t get along, Boston friend found her irritating, grating, and overwhelmingly boring.

Then she got to my place, and I made a new best friend. We got along so well she stayed an extra 2 days, and we had a fucking blast.

Irl/online can be a major difference, one from the other

My family has always used “shit in one hand and wish in the other, see which one’s ready first”

It’s the best thing ever!

I meant the phrase, not the font, but yes, you’d need embroidery for cursive to my knowledge. But my cross stitch is often a mix of the two, I use dissolvable lattice so you can stitch directly onto fabric like a pillowcase or a T-shirt, instead of being stuck with just Aida cloth, so a lot of the time it’s both traditional cross stitch and free hand embroidery

Ive been trying to find a new cross stitch to work on at night to help with the insomnia. I think this might be it.

Disagree or not, let’s not turn “reddit refugee” into some kind of insult. Damn near everyone on this site is a reddit refugee. Lemmy is a great alternative to reddit because it feels welcoming around here, and comments like that really fuck up the whole ethos.

I’m out of the loop for mental health reasons. Someone fill me in so I don’t go into a spiral trying to find it?

Clever girl

Please, please tell me this is an actual shitty movie and not just an AI poster or some shit?

So, how does one get this particular sticker for their vehicle? Asking for a friend.

When I was 18, I lived in an apartment building like 1/4 from the sand in Virginia Beach. They had restrictions on their restrictions so they could restrict you while you were restricted. It was insane.

My neighbor directly above us had the sweetest pit bull mix in the world named Lola. He used to call her his showgirl, she was amazing.

He got away with it by showing them papers, that he 100% forged, saying she was a pure blooded Staffing Nannyshire terrier. He was so fucking pleased with himself, and I do not blame him. In case anyone isn’t aware, Staffordshire terriers are a related breed to pit bulls (and pit bull is more of an umbrella term for several breeds), and pittys were called nanny dogs back in the day. He just threw some related words together and claimed her breed was originally bred as show dogs, and weren’t closely related to pit bulls. And the apartment bought it hook line and sinker.

Don’t worry, after we invade and occupy purchase Greenland Red, White, And Blueland, I’m sure we’ll “purchase” Iceland, too. Then we can all go live there…

Computer, arch.

Computer! Arch!

Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!

… Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck