Well, I still wouldn’t consider using Reddit to be near as bad as using Shitter.

Source?

I want to hug and kiss your fluffball of a cat and never ever let her down.

Of course? All that flowing. Why do you think rivers sometimes run dry? Because they’re exhausted!

Obviously you haven’t seen a good natural rock.

I haven’t seen this particular rock with my own eyes.

I don’t think I want to bite that.

you mean gravel?

What if a child saw this post? Do you want children to get traumatised by this disgusting sinful rock perversion?!?

What if it’s a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.

How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?

UMM ACTUALLY I’M A ROCK BRAINED STONE

YOU’RE PROBABLY STONED YOURSELF SINCE YOU’RE SPOUTING UTTER NONSENSE

you better not treat my trusted servant with contempt

NO IT’S A STONE NOT A ROCK

I’d be more than glad to ignite that flag.

I’m pretty sure that they would start making one up very soon.

I just got this exact same message. Different account tho. Couldn’t report it for some reason even though the account isn’t banned yet.

Might need to wear a sweater, you don’t want to catch a cold.

Invidious.

but i just woke up :(