Stay inside in your nice sterile house if nature is too scary.

The problem is also with the fact that when there’s no leaves, bugs and other small animals have nowhere to stay over the winter or lay their eggs.

How about not having lawns in the first place?

Oh no! Are there completely harmless animals outside?! How scary!

‘Cleaning’ leaves is stupid as hell anyway.

Yeah, I’d recommend getting just one small ghost at first. Once it has established a haunting ecosystem in the hotel, wild ghosts will start to migrate there.

Just how I like 'em.

Who is “they”?

So, does that mean that you have no issue with a religious person who does not use their religion to excuse hate or violence?

when you decide you don’t want kids actually:

Also it’s better to read a physical book than anything on a device if you’re about to go to sleep, the blue light is bad for your sleep.

I think you’re underestimating 12-year olds here.

What happened?

Where’d you get that “she” from?

The “cars give you freedom” argument also completely breaks apart if you stop to think about the millions of people who can’t drive, such as children and blind people, who are forced to rely on someone else taking them everywhere because they can’t walk without getting run over and public transport is nonexistent.

Hell no. Maybe if it was a really nice weather, but I would still go home with a bus or a tram, no way I’ll carry books that long.

Love the implication that this is, in fact, only one organism and not multiple.

Not sure if this is sarcasm, but some people want their lips to actually stop being dry.

I just licked them when I saw this…

Easy peasy! Millipede!